>>11187608Yes, there is a way. You'll have to go to medical school or get fake credentials somehow that let you work as a nurse in a hospital, so you can work yourself into the chain of custody of newborns' tiny severed foreskins. After years of secretly swapping out the foreskins for scraps of latex gloves or chewing gum or whatever, you'll eventually have enough to stitch together and make yourself a new face. I'd recommend making a mold of your face and lay the little putzes flat before you sew, so you don't get wrinkles. You could use superglue if you're bad at sewing. Once the new face is complete, the next thing to do is to remove your old face. It might be hard to do by yourself so you should enlist the help of a good friend. If you don't have any friends, I hear there are some groups south of the border that have some experience with it. The final step is to sew or glue your new face on where the old one used to be, paying careful attention to the edges so there are not any gaps. Also before sewing, you should gently press from the center to the outside, to make sure there are no air bubbles trapped underneath. Walla, a new face!
