Today I arrived at work feeling like I had zero energy. I work in a freight depot. During my break (about 2 hours into my shift), I ate a prepackaged pastry and approx. 25 grams of Fritos. My energy felt restored. Fifteen minutes after my break, I felt a rumbling in my gut and walked to the bathroom where I shit my brains out with diarrhea. My gut then felt better, alleviating the last of the symptoms that I was experiencing.

I finished the remainder of my shift after completing 50% of my assigned workload. This workload was nominal in difficulty, and there were no unusual demands.

I felt as if I was making good time only to find that time had passed twice as quickly as I had anticipated. I was literally twice as slow as I should have been. This performance is not like me, and has not happened in the past. I'll admit that I did not check the time. I did feel sick. However, I did not feel like I was working at a slow pace. I know my job well enough to identify a slow working pace.

I'm upset because this was an outlier in my performance, and none of my symptoms should have caused me to work slowly. Looking at my watch, the seconds do not appear to be passing more slowly or quickly than usual, however the minutes do. I have never experienced anything like this in my past. This is seems to be unique to this evening, and my symptoms of low energy and the shits are too.

Are there any diseases that involve low energy, the shits, and the perception of time moving quickly?