Alright, simpletons.
>I don't understand it, so NOBODY understands it, so it's not real
There are many people that have a grasp of it, and after a hundred years of people like you thinking that uncertainty isn't right in the world trying to tear it down, the theory has held up.
>waveforms don't change when observed
First off, the "wave-form spread" of the possibility of positions of a particle isn't precisely a wave just like a radio wave. Secondly, the determination does indeed reduce the possibilities of where such a particle in the experiment is.
>Quantum mechanics is people too fucking full of themselves
>these people over here are all insufferable, team deterministic mechanical universe is the smart team. my team good, their team bad
Get a hold of yourself.
>think humans might just fall short of being able to comprehend all of reality.
>I should be able to understand this and my misunderstanding infuriates me, I must impose my godhead ego in the matter and denounce this complicated thing
If you want to understand this concept, there's better books than wikipedia summaries if you can stand stain your fingers with paper.