>>11152429Europeans on the internet are ****ing smug and I hate them. They act all surprised at how shitty the US seems, compared to their secular socialist utopias.
"Wait, wait? You're telling me you guys actually have to PAY to go to the doctor? You're kidding, right? The fuck, mate? We get free national healthcare! What the fuck happens if you get cancer and you can't pay?"
"Woah, hold up. You mean you guys ACTUALLY still have diesel trains? Are you mates stuck in the stone age or something? We have electric trains, maglevs, high speed rail, everything!"
"Wait, what? You Americans over the pond ACTUALLY use miles and fahrenheit? I thought that was just a joke!"
"Wait a minute, you guys ACTUALLY do circumcisions on newborns? I didn't know anyone does it besides jews and muslims. That seems weird and fucked up mate, why are you guys so obsessed with baby dicks? Over here it's not a big deal."
