Ever since I could remember about myself I had had only one goal in life. To have my own spaceship and conduct exploratory missions on foreign worlds. However I am too much of a brainlet and was born a poorfag thirdworlder. I'm already 22 years old and I seriously don't think I'll ever make it.

Talk about colonising Titan/Europa or whatever, I never get bored of reading about this stuff and it keeps me sane.