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Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 10:17:21 2019 No.11124777 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11124792 >>11124795 >>11124939 >>11124952 >>11125043 >>11125069 >>11125550 >>11125556 >>11126722 >>11126739

I want cancer. How can I increase the likelyhood I will get cancer? Serious answers only. I'm thinking lung cancer. Has to be the least painful out of all of them and the fastest if I refuse treatment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:25:08 No.11124792 Report

Quoted By: >>11124793 >>11124811

>>11124777
Drink a lot of sodas

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:25:56 No.11124793 Report

Quoted By: >>11124806

>>11124792
Already do. Just drank six Coca Colas today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:26:28 No.11124795 Report

Quoted By: >>11124801

>>11124777
go to the roof and check if the core exploded

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:29:42 No.11124801 Report

Quoted By: >>11124803

>>11124795
And die of acute radiation poisoning? Lol no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:31:47 No.11124803 Report

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>>11124801
so you're saying the core exploded? lies, LIES I TELL YOU

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:33:11 No.11124806 Report

Quoted By: >>11124811 >>11124813

>>11124793
Eat deep fried stuff, it has acrylamide

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:34:40 No.11124810 Report

Quoted By: >>11124813

Get a helicobacter pylori infection and don't treat it. The thing will make you a stomach cancer in no time

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:35:07 No.11124811 Report

Quoted By: >>11124816 >>11124870

>>11124792
Momscience claim backed by nothing
>>11124806
That's not due to fried food in itself, but whether you burn it (or any other food)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:36:40 No.11124813 Report

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>>11124806
I already do that.

>>11124810
Have gastritis already and refused a colonoscopy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:37:29 No.11124816 Report

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>>11124811
Okay I'm partially wrong, it occurs in fried starchy food. Also
>but that as of 2019 evidence from epidemiological studies suggest that dietary acrylamide is unlikely to raise the risk of people developing cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:38:07 No.11124817 Report

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>>11124816
I eat a lot of french fries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:41:08 No.11124823 Report

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if you make a smoke thing with napthalene moth balls, potassium nitrate and sugar and breathe it in for like 20 seconds, will you have cancer? I did that before once also.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 10:46:14 No.11124828 Report

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>>11124813
not any gastritis will cause cancer but you're on the right path anyway, Godspeed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 11:17:31 No.11124870 Report

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>>11124811
Acrylamide is in fried food, aspartame is in "sugar free" sodas and causes cancer and nerve damage. Shut the fuck up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 11:18:48 No.11124872 Report

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Just watch the south park episode where Randy tries to get a little cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 12:19:29 No.11124932 Report

Quoted By: >>11125060 >>11126950

If you inject a cancer sample from someone else's body in your own, what would happen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 12:27:40 No.11124939 Report

Quoted By: >>11125043

>>11124777
>I want cancer. How can I increase the likelyhood I will get cancer? Serious answers only. I'm thinking lung cancer. Has to be the least painful out of all of them and the fastest if I refuse treatment.
Wow

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 12:38:26 No.11124952 Report

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>>11124777
Drink benzene

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 13:56:54 No.11125043 Report

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>>11124939
Where do you think we are?

>>11124777
>>>/r9k/
Fuck off to your board

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 14:08:58 No.11125060 Report

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>>11124932
Really makes you think

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 14:13:44 No.11125069 Report

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>>11124777
chug down a bottle of benzene or carbon tetrachloride don't waste time with meme solutions

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 14:17:01 No.11125073 Report

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https://youtu.be/-hQeArXQEJg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 15:17:21 No.11125211 Report

Quoted By: >>11125463

>do this
>already have
Damn anon, you're dedicated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 17:25:57 No.11125463 Report

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>>11125211
Yes. I'm trying to get this over with.

>>11125043
That isn't my board, plebeian.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 17:27:27 No.11125466 Report

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I am tired a lot and I keep losing weight so I hope I suceeded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 17:31:31 No.11125473 Report

Quoted By: >>11125538 >>11126709

What is your motivation behind this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 18:10:18 No.11125538 Report

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>>11125473
He's a real-life tumor and wants to live up to himself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 18:14:42 No.11125550 Report

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>>11124777
>I want cancer.
IF EVER THERE WAS A GOOD REASON TO START A /psy/ BOARD FOR THESE PSYCH CASES

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 18:16:18 No.11125556 Report

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>>11124777
r9k

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 18:40:27 No.11125635 Report

Quoted By: >>11126709

Why on earth would you want cancer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 18:46:31 No.11125645 Report

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You ARE cancer OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 02:46:56 No.11126709 Report

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>>11125635
>>11125473
It's time. I also eat ramen in the stryofoam cups and I microwave them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 02:51:06 No.11126722 Report

Quoted By: >>11126936

>>11124777
Have ass sex

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 03:00:09 No.11126739 Report

Quoted By: >>11126936

>>11124777
you dont want it op truste me

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 04:38:41 No.11126936 Report

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>>11126722
Not gay.

>>11126739
I do. I don't want to kill myself + cancer would be a good way to check out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 04:41:20 No.11126940 Report

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>>11125550
There should unironically be a /psy/ also. I'm not suicidal. When I die, I want it to be of cancer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 08 Nov 2019 04:48:18 No.11126950 Report

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>>11124932
There are several papers in Medical Hypotheses that postulating cancer as an infectious disease, at least in origin. One prominent study referenced by these shows a statistically significant relationship between household cancers of spouses. Presumably of environmental origin but still interesting to consider. We need oncologists promiscuous with patients as a sample to know for sure.

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