>>11120661Listen idiot, here's the facts:
The easier and less painful/violent a suicide method is, the greater chance it'll fail.
If you fail, here's what's waiting for you:
>potentially going through life severely impaired, perhaps to the point of being a vegetable>perhaps being aware enough to know you failed, but having to live out your life in a mental health facility because you tried to kill yourself, failed, damaged yourself severely, and are deemed a 'danger to yourself' and therefore not allowed to live on your own anymore (if you even can).>potentially having to put up with the people you hate the worst in the world gaining complete control over youYou want to REALLY kill yourself? No take-backsies? Here's some examples of how you should do it:
>Jump off a building tall enough to reach terminal velocity -- HEAD FIRST.>Jump off a freeway overpass during rush-hour>Shotgun. Be sure to get your entire head in front of it.>Explosives.>Douse yourself with gasoline and light yourself on fire.>Point a gun at a cop and make sure he's sure you're going to fire on him (even if the gun is empty)>(I don't recommend this one unless you really hate cops because he'll be in therapy for YEARS if you make him kill you)Those are just the low-hanging-fruit examples.
>b-b-but they all sound violent and painful and I'm a weak pussy!What did I say above, OP? Violent/painful=effective. Easy/painless=high risk of failure.
..and finally, there's this:
>REAL suicides don't shitpost on imageboards about how they're going to become An HeroYou're an attention whore. You're the worst kind of troll.
>b-b-but I'm not I swear!Then post Livestream of your real, painful, violent, irrevocable suicide.
Otherwise APOLOGIZE, and fuck off.
