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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 03:53:06 2019 No.11118488 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11118491 >>11118527 >>11118601 >>11118602

Why haven't you made a significant novel discovery /sci/? Let me guess, you're not stupid, you're just lazy, right?

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 03:54:53 No.11118490 Report

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GIVE ME THE FUCKING GRANT MONEY AND THE EQUIPMENT AND THE FREE UNDERGRAD RESEARCHERS AND I'LL FUCKING DO IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 03:55:05 No.11118491 Report

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>>11118488
I sacrificed some of my brain to have a bigger pp. Don't worry, me and my descendants will be sure to benefit from your findings while having sex and bullying virgins like you.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:05:56 No.11118526 Report

Quoted By: >>11118546

>>11118490
First tell me what it is you're going to figure out, then i'll give you the grant money.
You lazy fuck.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:07:01 No.11118527 Report

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>>11118488
I haven't even touched my first class yet.
Give me a minute.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:13:10 No.11118546 Report

Quoted By: >>11118559

>>11118526
All right. I want to use axolotl oocyte extracts on BRCA 1 positive tumor cell lines and a control and see whether a the presence of that gene affects the outcome seen in
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3034708/

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5882314/

in regards to epigenetic silencing.

Give me the money, and I'll figure out how to stick bioluminescence to tumor antigens and create a coloring agent for cancer cells under blacklight for use in surgery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:18:15 No.11118559 Report

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>>11118546
This sounds like a pretty good Idea.

t. mechanical engineer

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:25:29 No.11118573 Report

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>>11118559
The fun stuff would be seeing if we can biohack the son of the bitch once it's arrested. Frankly I have no clue how to do that, but it would be fucking awesome. They talk about reprogramming the cells to not be cancer anymore, but I say switch off oxidative phosphorylation and starve the bastards.
Please give me money. I unironically have autism and I can't work a real job.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:52:04 No.11118601 Report

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>>11118488
I’m sorry, I have failed you anonymous op.

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Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 04:53:19 No.11118602 Report

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>>11118488
No, just visiting /sci/ while at work. I realized I'm a lazy brainlet quite a few years ago. I don't care to understand anymore, just passing time.

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