Uncircumcised males: "I study hard to make my mom and dad proud! Ever since I was a little boy, i loved going to school! Every time I make an A, I show my report card to my mom and get a great big hug! Every day I get home from school, I sit at the dinner table and tell my parents how school has been! They can't wait for me to meet a pretty girl at school and bring her over for dinner one day! I cultivate self-discipline and work hard and go to school so one day I can get a high-paying job and find myself a beautiful wife and get married and have kids! I enjoy hanging out with my friends between classes, and I've recently started dating! Gotta destress between exams, right?"

circumcised males: "i LOVE chemistry because it is my biggest pleasure in life. I could stare at a bottle of triethylamine all day. I love chemicals so much that I spent $600 to start a lab at home, and regularly read the ACS molecule of the week articles. I love chemistry so much, I make an A+ in organic chemistry without trying. calculus is so fun, I love to use geogebra 3d to graph my math homework and see all those cool planes. I don't make good grades to make mom and dad proud, I make good grades because I want to be here. I don't study hard to get a piece of paper so i can get a high paying job and find myself a beautiful girl, I don't even have to cultivative self-discipline, i do good because learning these things is my only pleasure in life. it's only studying if you don't enjoy it. I don't believe in love and friendship, only the pleasure of mixing together organic chemicals."