>>11116581Heh, this sounds like mediocre science. A true scientific study would require at least 4 experiments. One where none is intoxicated. One where you are on meth but your assistant isn't. One where you are clean but your assistant is on meth. And one where both are intoxicated.
Of course, we are also good friends of diversity and diversity is our strength. So you must get more lab assistants, one from each race so that you can fuck all of them and ensure that your findings are not subject to colonialism. And, if you are into that shit, you may also want to include the LGBT community in your study by fucking a trap too for good measure.
