Wait a minute. So you're telling me that decades and billions of dollars of research into AI and technology has culminated into a high-tech, global surveillance apparatus that's being used to turbocharge ad campaigns to sell more plastic junk to consumers and help China keep tabs on it's people?

Welp, thanks for wasting my time and tax dollars guys. Imagine what would happen if those no-ethics-in-science people taking over. No bars on human experimentation leads to car insurance ads projected onto your living room ceiling from your smart light bulb