Schizophrenia is a very real and unfortunate illness. If anybody reports seeing a "UFO" please report them and also give all information about the UFO so that we can laugh about how fake the UFO is. Please tell us the exact coordinates of the sighting and give all available information we will not use any of the information we just want it for laughs.

Look out for schizotypal disorder too, it's possible a person can have schizophrenia without actually appearing to be mentally ill. If anybody questions anything the government or scientists say, then report them immediately for schizotypal disorder, it is possible that they might be a schizo and we will need to examine them. If anybody ever says anything other than what you were taught in school, they might be a schizotypal.