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Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 21:52:02 2019 No.11103150 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11103157 >>11103159 >>11103213 >>11103224 >>11103448 >>11103454 >>11103971 >>11104108 >>11104529 >>11104540

How the FUCK is anybody supposed to remember this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 21:52:50 No.11103155 Report

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look up completing the square

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 21:53:05 No.11103157 Report

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>>11103150
Just fucking complete the square to find the formula again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 21:53:30 No.11103159 Report

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>>11103150
Use it 5 or 10 times without peeking and you will remember it well past the age of 18, O young one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 21:54:08 No.11103162 Report

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Idk just ask the millions of 10th graders who do so every year

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:11:38 No.11103213 Report

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>>11103150
Just derive it every time you need it.

Anonymous !exxHBDAzgc

Anonymous !exxHBDAzgc Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:16:25 No.11103224 Report

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>>11103150
before I would go to bed at night my mom would tell me "x equals negative b plus or minus the square root of b squared minus four times a times c all difided by positive two times a"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:19:02 No.11103226 Report

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i cant be the only nigga only this board learned this with pop goes the weasel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:32:39 No.11103249 Report

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>>11103224
B square plus or minus 4 a c divided by 2a take the sqr root. Cant forget it unfortunately

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:34:10 No.11103251 Report

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>that one time in the 8th grade you got called up to recite the pop-goes-the-weasel rendition in front of the class

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:38:44 No.11103260 Report

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>>11103251
>look this up
>it's real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lbABbfU6Zc

fucking hell my sides

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:44:29 No.11103273 Report

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>>11103260
Fuggin saved

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:58:06 No.11103310 Report

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>>11103226
>nigga
you need to go back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 22:58:50 No.11103313 Report

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>>11103310
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 23:00:49 No.11103320 Report

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>>11103310
NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 23:02:38 No.11103323 Report

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I think people under 18 arent allowed on 4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 23:03:23 No.11103326 Report

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>>11103159
Seriously why does this work? I remember as a young student that this was so difficult to remember but as I’m older, it’s like a piece of cake. Not even sure what my younger self’s problem was.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 23:06:06 No.11103339 Report

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>>11103313
ebonics have no place on a science board, subhuman trash
>*pow*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 23:17:36 No.11103372 Report

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$ax^2+bx+c=0$

$x^2+(b/a)x+c/a=0$

$\big(x+\frac{b}{2a}\big)^2-\frac{b^2}{4a^2}+\frac{c}{a}=0$

$x+\frac{b}{2a}=\pm\sqrt{\frac{b^2}{4a^2}-\frac{c}{a}}$

so
$x=-\frac{b\pm\sqrt{b^2-4ac}}{2a}$

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 23:44:28 No.11103433 Report

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>>11103260
Top fucking kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 23:51:13 No.11103448 Report

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>>11103150
yo can derive it, it's pretty simple.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 23:54:16 No.11103454 Report

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>>11103150
try deriving it yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 00:40:45 No.11103578 Report

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>>11103224
Post her feet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 00:43:00 No.11103582 Report

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>>11103226
>>11103313
back to /pol/ nigger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 01:05:51 No.11103671 Report

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>>11103582
suck my pee pee retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 01:33:41 No.11103783 Report

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>>11103226
I also learned it to pop goes the weasel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 01:39:06 No.11103807 Report

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>>11103671
I see you're an engineer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 01:40:12 No.11103812 Report

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>>11103326
>I remember as a young student that this was so difficult to remember
Your memory is erroneous. You probably had trouble at the beginning but after a while remembered it how you remember it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 02:38:50 No.11103971 Report

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>>11103150
remember $x=\dfrac{2c}{-b \pm \sqrt{b^2 -4ac}}$ , where $-b \pm \sqrt{b^2 -4ac} \neq 0$ , instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 03:28:51 No.11104088 Report

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>>11103224
before I went to bed at night my mom would tell me "I wish I had an abortion. It's not too late. I could do 20 years and still be free for the rest of my life."

Didn't help me with math at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 03:35:50 No.11104108 Report

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>>11103150
lmfao wait until calc ii

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 03:38:01 No.11104111 Report

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>>11104088
you weren't reading between the lines anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 03:47:47 No.11104130 Report

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>>11104111
checked

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 03:48:48 No.11104131 Report

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It's literally just completing the square.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 06:26:40 No.11104502 Report

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>>11103260
this is literally how i remember it. It works OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 06:33:43 No.11104513 Report

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>>11103310
niger

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Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 06:44:01 No.11104529 Report

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>>11103150
>You are tied to a chair with a bag over your head
>You are being Water Boarded and slapped with a hose
>Someone yells WHAT IS THE MARGINAL RATE OF SUBSTITUTION GREATER THAN OR EQUAL TO
>You respond: Shit man, P1 over P2
>WRONG AGAIN COWBOY, LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED ANOTHER SESSION!
>You are electrocuted with a cattle prod
>You are led to another room and the bag is taken off your head, now your eyelids are forcibly pried open as headphones are bolted to your ears
>ALPHA OVER BETA, TO THE POWER OF ALPHA MINUS ONE, TIMES ALPHA PLUS....the headphones drone on endless optimization equations
>Images of equations followed by Pornographic and Gore images are displayed before you for 2 hours
>TIME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF WONDERLAND, DOUCHEBAG!
>You are tranquilized with sleeping rounds
>You awake....after being brutally mentally raped by the CIA, realizing MK Ultra were right, because you have memorized every equation you can possibly imagine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 06:49:45 No.11104540 Report

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>>11103150
I suppose you have no problem remembering all 1000 Naruto characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 30 Oct 2019 14:23:05 No.11105222 Report

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just cheat like everybody else

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 31 Oct 2019 00:06:37 No.11106593 Report

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>>11104540
conversations about Naruto come up more frequently than solving quadratic equations

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