>location is practically in Canada and has an even higher concentration of maple syrup
>lake and woods visible from campus, waterfall and downtown only a mile away
>everyone is white despite all efforts to the contrary
>you WILL ride the natural gas bus for free and you will like it
>Bernie Sanders territory
>everyone is an outdoorsy Ben and Jerry's hippie
>everything is expensive and nobody actually lives here and there's a legendary monster that lives in the lake
>scoring #1 in college marijuana rankings and trying HARD to correct that
>everything is recycled, everything is vegan, everything is renewable, gluten-free, pasture-raised, organic, grass-fed, free-range, cruelty-free, plant-based, trans-inclusive, and CBD-infused for maximum social virtue
>armed F-35's flying overhead constantly
>everyone is ridiculously attractive and everyone is a girl
>STEM program is actually pretty brutal, engineering and compsci majors abound and school is partnered with the college of medicine
>pizza parties and free coffee on the compsci floor of the STEM facility
>entire chunk of the school comprised of agricultural and animal science students who are also eco-hippies
>winter
