Brothers, one too many lies has left me in some deep shit. I need details on graduate school:

Can you get accepted into graduate school and start taking courses in January?

How far ahead do you need to apply in order to get accepted in to graduate school?

What's the application process for graduate school? How far ahead do you have to plan?

What the fuck is the GRE? Do you have to take it? If so, when?

Do you have to do a "thesis" if you're in STEM? What even is a "thesis"?

Are there interviews you have to pass or something?

I told too many lies and now I need to cover my ass, I am so fucked bros. So, so fucked.