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in Finland they give you a SWORD?

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 02:09:14 2019 No.11083975 View Reply Original Report

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fuck, i only got a hood for getting my PhD. can we start awarding swords in addition to hoods in the US?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:10:16 No.11083976 Report

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>US
Why not doctoral glocks then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:20:07 No.11084002 Report

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>>11083976
still would be better than a lame hood

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:20:50 No.11084004 Report

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they should award condoms

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:22:03 No.11084010 Report

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>>11083975
you should be allowed to have sex with one woman of your choosing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:31:38 No.11084031 Report

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>>11084010
and for women PhD's, wat do? they already can have sex with men of their choosing -- seems asymmetrical

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:35:03 No.11084040 Report

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>>11084031
chemical castration

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:38:43 No.11084047 Report

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>>11084040
alright mr. /r9k/ robot, we hear you. castrate women or somesuch. can we get back to the topic of SWORDS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:47:25 No.11084067 Report

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>>11084047
thats DOCTOR /r9k/ robot to you, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:48:39 No.11084070 Report

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>>11084067
post diploma or ban

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:49:56 No.11084078 Report

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>>11084070
>ban
maybe then ill get some friggin homework done

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:52:41 No.11084082 Report

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>>11084010
>>11084031
gtfo back to /pol/ you virgins

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:53:48 No.11084085 Report

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>>11084082
suck my pee pee, retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 02:57:52 No.11084096 Report

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>>11084067
top fucking kek
you r9k guys can be funny sometimes, i admit it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 03:00:40 No.11084103 Report

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>>11084085
fucking /pol/ tards; you guys have your containment board. go the fuck back there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 03:16:47 No.11084133 Report

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>>11084103
i honestly don't think the guy you replied to deserves to be accused of being a /pol/tard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 03:20:21 No.11084137 Report

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>finland
>hands out edged weapons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 03:23:41 No.11084143 Report

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>>11083975
You have to slay a dragon and present it's heart to the board in order to submit your thesis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 03:23:55 No.11084144 Report

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>>11084137
and your point is...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 03:24:52 No.11084147 Report

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>>11084143
That's for getting a research fellowship. Slay a wizard and get tenure

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 03:28:07 No.11084155 Report

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>>11084147
>stay a wizard
worst advice i have ever heard on /sci/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 12:21:49 No.11084885 Report

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>>11083976
>tfw no glocktorate
feelsbadman

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 12:27:58 No.11084892 Report

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>>11084010
>slave away YEARS of your life for the promise of one (1) cummy
I'm sorry anon but this may well be the ultimate cuck move. Certainly far worse than the nintendo switch thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 12:28:47 No.11084893 Report

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>>11083976
Kek
The gun would of course vary by field
If you're in history you get a musket
If you're in engineering you get an AK
Etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 15:15:13 No.11085166 Report

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>>11084892
are you implying finnish doctors get phds just for the sword?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 18:00:22 No.11085607 Report

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>>11083975
You have to pay for it yourself and it's like 400 euros

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 23 Oct 2019 19:05:50 No.11085821 Report

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>>11085166
You wouldn't?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 00:50:29 No.11086754 Report

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>>11085607
dude my hood was like $180 USD and i assume that equals like 78,000 euros

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 01:02:14 No.11086769 Report

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>>11086754
>180 USD = 78000 EUR
What the fuck timeline do you come from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 02:37:23 No.11086986 Report

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>>11083975
>can we start awarding swords in addition to hoods in the US?
No, we wouldn't deserve them.

Finland, switzerland, Denmark, these places may have swords.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 03:00:26 No.11087045 Report

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>>11083975
>you are now a big phallus
>welcome to big phallus land

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 03:07:49 No.11087060 Report

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I want a sword.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 03:44:07 No.11087128 Report

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I'd rather a dueling knife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 09:37:55 No.11087573 Report

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>>11086769
it was a joke bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 09:42:54 No.11087585 Report

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>>11083975
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 09:43:48 No.11087587 Report

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>>11087585
Think for yourself you idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 14:07:30 No.11087852 Report

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>>11083975
I'll do my PhD in Finland just for this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 14:38:45 No.11087890 Report

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>>11083975
The Doctor's Sword is a symbol for the scientist's fight for what he or she, in rigorous research, has found to be good, right and true.
Defend your thesis in honourable combat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 14:39:40 No.11087891 Report

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>>11084885
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 14:44:16 No.11087894 Report

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>>11084893
So chemistry phd's get vials of VX ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:17:55 No.11087938 Report

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>>11083975
Wait, you get hoods and Finns get swords? I'm pretty sure you'd get jackshit in my country.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:44:18 No.11087978 Report

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>>11087938
whats your cunt, cunt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:48:56 No.11087984 Report

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>>11083976
Fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 15:59:03 No.11088001 Report

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>>11087978
Romania

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 24 Oct 2019 16:05:35 No.11088023 Report

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