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Effects of Chocolate

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 15:53:32 2019 No.11067282 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11067293 >>11067307 >>11067368 >>11068020 >>11070321

What is the scientific reason that any time I eat chocolate, I end up having to fap all night long?

Even if I forget I ate chocolate, and then ask myself why I'm so horny, I realize I had chocolate that day. It happens every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 15:58:10 No.11067293 Report

Quoted By: >>11067309 >>11067320 >>11068044

>>11067282
*affects

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:04:44 No.11067307 Report

Quoted By: >>11067311 >>11069818

>>11067282
It's the cacao. If you want to go complete druggie on that shit you should simply eat cacao powder. Same effect, but without the all the saturated fats and sugar. Don't go over 3 tablespoons a day. It'll not end well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:04:55 No.11067309 Report

Quoted By: >>11067320

>>11067293
no
https://grammar.yourdictionary.com/style-and-usage/affect-effect-grammar.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:05:57 No.11067311 Report

Quoted By: >>11067360

>>11067307
>If you want to go complete druggie
I don't
>it's the cacao
obviously, but how does it have this effect? why?
>don't go over 3 spoons
why?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:08:14 No.11067320 Report

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>>11067293
this: >>11067309
example:
the effect of chocolate
it affects me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:16:15 No.11067337 Report

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OP here, I'm a dude obviously, but all "sources" on the effect of chocolate on libido, even the few scientific papers I can find are all specifically about women

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:22:43 No.11067360 Report

Quoted By: >>11067374 >>11068937

>>11067311
>obviously, but how does it have this effect? why?
>>don't go over 3 spoons
>why?
Don't really know, but there's a few psychoactive compounds in it. For starters, there's caffeine in it, and quite a bit of it too. Here's some meme articles.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/cocoa-powder-nutrition-benefits#section12
https://www.webmd.com/vitamins/ai/ingredientmono-812/cocoa
Note the "Side-effects" and "Interactions" tab on the last article.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:26:48 No.11067364 Report

Quoted By: >>11067378 >>11067633 >>11068937 >>11068979

I mean, experiment yourself. Take 3 tablespoons on an empty stomach and see what it does to you. I say that because I start to feel agitated at that dose. Read the webmd article to make sure that it doesn't interact with some drugs you are taking. Especially beware of antidepressants. You might get serotonin syndrome, mania, psychosis or something else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:28:21 No.11067368 Report

Quoted By: >>11067432

>>11067282
The more chocolate you eat the higher the likelihood of you being awarded a Nobel price.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:31:02 No.11067374 Report

Quoted By: >>11067426

>>11067360
>For starters, there's caffeine in it
OP here, I used to drink black coffee from morning to midnight non-stop, and coffee never had the same effect chocolate has on my libido.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:32:04 No.11067378 Report

Quoted By: >>11067426

>>11067364
well, I'm not asking IF caocao has this effect on my libido, I want to know how and why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:48:25 No.11067426 Report

Quoted By: >>11067484

>>11067374
I am not claiming that caffeine alone will have this effect. I am saying that removing the caffeine from cacao powder might decrease the effect. I am also mentioning it to make sure that you don't consume caffeine you don't know about.
>>11067378
The appending post you are responding to was intented primarily to answer your question "why don't go over 3 spoons?". In the post above I gave some links for you to read about the many psychoactive compounds in cacao which should be at least a start in understanding why it has this effect. I admitted that this really isn't much, but it's the best I've got. I am also interested in learning more about this, and I will be thrilled if someone with more knowledge than me chimes in. I hope this clears things up for you.

TLDR: I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 16:50:56 No.11067432 Report

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>>11067368
If that was true my chunky spotty ass'd have all the prizes.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 17:11:21 No.11067481 Report

Quoted By: >>11067485 >>11070288

Many people think chocolate is unhealthy.
I HATE those people.
Dark chocolate is healthy and causes hormesis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 17:12:57 No.11067484 Report

Quoted By: >>11067785

>>11067426
lots of compounds in cocoa that have lots of effects:
apparently it increases bloodflow, to the brain as well as relaxing muscles.
a boner is achieved by a specific muscle being relaxed to allow bloodflow to the penis
it apparently also improves mood

this explains the boner and the heightened libido somewhat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 17:13:59 No.11067485 Report

Quoted By: >>11067553

>>11067481
>and causes hormesis.
what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 17:24:16 No.11067509 Report

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Same but with weed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 17:39:13 No.11067553 Report

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>>11067485
Traditional nutritional 'science' states the health of greens and other plant stuff comes mainly from vitamines. A newer view states that greens contain lightly toxic substances and that their health benefit comes from that.

I do not have my reference with me. I recommend reading doctor Kris Verburgh. Though even Nassim Taleb talks about this in his book Antifragile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 17:49:08 No.11067582 Report

Quoted By: >>11067760

you subconsciously crave the chocolate dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 18:12:10 No.11067633 Report

Quoted By: >>11067671 >>11067760 >>11067785 >>11068094 >>11070288

>>11067364
Imagine being a drug taking subhuman, especially an anti depressant fag, lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 18:33:29 No.11067671 Report

Quoted By: >>11067760

>>11067633
anti-vaxers to bak 2 /pol/

pray to your god you don't die of a disease easily treated with antibiotics

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 19:09:18 No.11067760 Report

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>>11067633
>>11067671
>>11067582
OP here, please stay on topic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 19:16:15 No.11067785 Report

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>>11067484
Very interesting. Long term consumption seems to have positive effect on cardiovascular health as well.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2797556/
>>11067633
I don't take drugs. I am merely responsible to inform you about the risk of drug interactions with cacao. Imagine the kind of fucked up psyche someone must have to scorn people for being helpful. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

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Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 19:34:44 No.11067826 Report

Quoted By: >>11067992 >>11068989

Cocoa powder has a very good nutritional profile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 20:44:07 No.11067992 Report

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>>11067826
>Ash
wtf?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 20:55:27 No.11068020 Report

Quoted By: >>11068059 >>11070288

>>11067282
>happens every time
If you're eating chocolate every single day, that is not surprising at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:01:47 No.11068044 Report

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>>11067293
20 IQ post

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:08:05 No.11068059 Report

Quoted By: >>11068167

>>11068020
>every TIME
>every DAY
not the same thing, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:23:01 No.11068087 Report

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It's probably the theobromide

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:25:39 No.11068094 Report

Quoted By: >>11068098

>>11067633
>Imagine being a drug taking subhuman
he's not even doing drugs anon, he's just eating a food product and jacking off non stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:27:06 No.11068098 Report

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>>11068094
>he's just eating a food product and jacking off non stop.
I'm not doing it on purpose.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 21:53:24 No.11068167 Report

Quoted By: >>11068194

>>11068059
>not understanding the post
Herp derp you're a retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 22:05:08 No.11068194 Report

Quoted By: >>11070444

>>11068167
what was the point then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 02:40:59 No.11068937 Report

Quoted By: >>11068983 >>11070288

>>11067360
>>11067364
>serotonin syndrome from chocolate
Kek, you cant get SS from most of psychedelics (except of some maoi shit).
I will say more, i did 300mg of DXM during SSRI therapy at least 2 times (combination widely regarded as risky) and nothing happened to me. You cant get Serotonic Syndrome that easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 02:57:14 No.11068979 Report

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>>11067364
>You might get serotonin syndrome, mania, psychosis
from cocoa? wtf are you talking about? better post your sources.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 02:58:10 No.11068983 Report

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>>11068937
>maoi shit
Correct, I was thinking of MAOI antidepressants in particular. SS is a legitimate concern. People differ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 03:01:49 No.11068989 Report

Quoted By: >>11070288

>>11067826
What's a serving and why isn't it using the standardised 100g like non-retards ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 10:21:42 No.11069818 Report

Quoted By: >>11070288

>>11067307
I'd say it's the effect of dopamine

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:12:55 No.11070288 Report

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>>11067481
>>11067633
>>11068937
>>11068989
>>11069818
>>11068020

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:20:00 No.11070321 Report

Quoted By: >>11070444 >>11070579

>>11067282
you probably just eat chocolate everyday and also fap everyday

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 14:54:47 No.11070444 Report

Quoted By: >>11070579

>>11068194
He put it better:
>>11070321

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:22:17 No.11070579 Report

Quoted By: >>11070633

>>11070321
>>11070444

but I don't. how can you be so dense? if I did that, then it would not stand out enough for me to make a note of it. If I ever buy chocolate, once in a while, then I notice a significant increase in libido, the same day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:39:49 No.11070633 Report

Quoted By: >>11070644

>>11070579
It was a joke you absolute imbecile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:41:37 No.11070644 Report

Quoted By: >>11070654

>>11070633
if you have to say it's a joke, then it isn't

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 18 Oct 2019 15:44:10 No.11070654 Report

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>>11070644
Cope

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