How and why the education system trusts you clumsy brainlets with chemistry equiment is beyond me.
You are going to kill us all if you don't die of liver poisoning first. You are going to light us on fire. You are going to gas me and I'm amazed more of you don't flunk on lab safety violations alone. The plumbing in this building is crap and needs replacing already because you just pour shit down the drain.
Fuck you.