>>11063449>MaterialisticLast i checked muh farmers are the most likely to worship the size of their trucks, tools and have some sort of gun/trophy collection. This literal worship and devotion to things is not really common in hipsters.
>overeducatedWay to oust yourself as an illiterate hot head.
>InfertileUhh, the average birth rate is >1, meaning most do have kids, just not above replacement level.
>Ultra progressive>Bawww>Healthcare and livable wage triggers meKeep licking those boots
>Averse to workingFunny because it is entitled, rural parasites that get disproportionate federal subsidies mostly provided by wealthy urban areas just so that they can continue to scrap by in their counter-productive, unprofitable, wasteful life style.
You clearly are nothing but another /pol/drone rattling the contrarian train to save face amongst the empty shell and mediocrity of the average Wal-Mart american. Truth of the matter is that the bulk of this people are not much good beyond jacking up on prescription drugs, licking boots and voting to maintain their feudal lords power. It's really short of a miracle that the U.S manages to remain competitive and innovative while carrying all this dead-weight in its back. For how much more...