>>11047085>Work constantly and thankfully as an intern (see: suck dick) just to get a job>Petition and write applications (see: suck dick) for grant money>Thank people who didn't have anything to do with the project (see: suck dick) to even have paper noticed>>11047051Chads don't do research. They're the guys with tenure who get OTHER people to do research, while still getting all the credit.