>>11046373> My theory is that primate DNA was manipulated by intelligent intergalactic life, aliens.If you don't like getting wiped out by cosmic radiation periodically the best place on the planet to live might be the bottom of the ocean, right?
We're a young species and we haven't even fully explored the nearest place we know of where life can originate; our own planet.
If we've got progenitor scientists manipulating our evolution then they're more likely to be from our neighbourhood and probably even sharing our own style of biological chemistry.
We like to think we're too smart to go out like the dinosaurs after just a million or two years, so it's kind of weird to assume that in a couple hundred million years we're the first ones to think that.
Octopus are some shifty looking motherfuckers and just because we've never found any fossilised velociraptors wearing diving helmets doesn't mean there aren't any.
Actually how would we even know if we had?
Scientists are really easy to kill when they're just defying Monsanto or whatever, let alone threatening to expose our ganesh-looking motherfucker amphibious triceratops cryptogods or w/e
