>>11037055Listen, dumbshit OP:
Get a glass and a paper towel. If they're cheap-ass paper towels that fall apart, use two.
Fill the glass with water.
Put the paper towel(s) over the top of the glass and hold it tight around the glass.
Now start sucking water and swallowing continuously through the paper towel. Don't stop until the glass is empty. Be sure you're sucking water AND swallowing *continuously*.
Your hiccups are now gone. You're welcome.
>SOURCE: Kaiser Permanente telephone advice nurse, about 20 years ago>YES, I fucking do this when I get the goddamned hiccups. IT WORKS. 
