So I'm not much of a math guy, but I was wondering how much splooge it would take to blot out the sun, and if Mankind has ever produced enough jism throughout history to make an impact on the sun.
Say we take every man who has ever lived in human history, about 50 billion men. Now obviously not all of those men lived a full life, some cut short by disease, others by erectile dysfunction; some were forced to become eunuchs or monks. But we can even things out by saying that some men were hyper-productive with multiple orgasms a day, and we can count neanderthal ejaculations as well just to say it's a wash. Lt's say it averages out to an ejaculation a day at max 5 mL for forty years (12-52), whereafter each man goes down to only about two ejaculations a week. 5 x 365 x 40 = 73,000 mL, adding that to an additional 10,400 mL for twenty years after that at reduced speed. So 50 billion x 83,400 mL comes out to about 4.17 trillion liters of maximum seed if my math is correct.
Now for comparison there is an estimated 1.35 billion trillion liters in the ocean, and I can't imagine that even if all the water in the ocean were poured on the sun that it would make much of a difference seeing as the sun could fit more than a million earths within it. (Maybe I'm wrong about that, though - would the introduction of an ocean's worth of H20 on the sun effect it whatsoever?)
Say we take every man who has ever lived in human history, about 50 billion men. Now obviously not all of those men lived a full life, some cut short by disease, others by erectile dysfunction; some were forced to become eunuchs or monks. But we can even things out by saying that some men were hyper-productive with multiple orgasms a day, and we can count neanderthal ejaculations as well just to say it's a wash. Lt's say it averages out to an ejaculation a day at max 5 mL for forty years (12-52), whereafter each man goes down to only about two ejaculations a week. 5 x 365 x 40 = 73,000 mL, adding that to an additional 10,400 mL for twenty years after that at reduced speed. So 50 billion x 83,400 mL comes out to about 4.17 trillion liters of maximum seed if my math is correct.
Now for comparison there is an estimated 1.35 billion trillion liters in the ocean, and I can't imagine that even if all the water in the ocean were poured on the sun that it would make much of a difference seeing as the sun could fit more than a million earths within it. (Maybe I'm wrong about that, though - would the introduction of an ocean's worth of H20 on the sun effect it whatsoever?)
