>>11027097Yeah. If I go down to the deepest and darkest corners of my psyche, the kind of shit that never ever goes to the surface of my person except when I'm home alone in such a low stakes scenario like shitposting, this is why I won't help society.
I have been able to manage regarding sex, and do better than most. But I feel like it is not enough. From the moment I popped my first cum-loaded boner at 11, there should have been an 11 year old blonde thotty sucking my dick. But there wasn't. But I know that thotty was sucking 11 year old Chad's dick. But no, I had to wait until I was 16 to lose my virgnity. 5 years too late, women. This is why I spite the world and have so far only used my genius to cause as much pain and suffering to other humans as I possibly can in finance. I'm even attracted to it. I, deep down, know that I love my job precisely because on the other end, my actions cause huge suffering to other people. And I enrich myself and my boss doing it. It's a beautiful system.
But yes, if I had lost my virginity at 11 I would instead probably be using my genius to create a better world. But you fucked up, ladies. Sorry not sorry.
