>>11023431The notion that dark matter exists in the first place only arises because of a false premise.
The ground state in the standard model is not the lowest energy state of hydrogen. There, solved your cosmic mystery.
All of the so called mysteries in modern physics are solved quite intuitively by recognizing the fact that spacetime is fictional.
Physics has been solved for decades. This quantum woo is a misinformation scheme, part of an unspeakably horrific conspiracy to suppress education and scientific literacy. The One True Theory of Everything is likely intuitive, and has probably been right under your nose the whole time.