Hello /sci/ my name is Elon and I'm here to say I hate every single one of you, even more than I hate science. I'm rich as shit and bang supermodels all day every day. If you're wondering how I have accomplished this I'll tell you my secret right here and now. Find a real, bonafide genius somewhere, capture it and keep it locked away in your basement and have it invent a bunch of smart stuff for you that you later sell and make mad bucks. It's that simple.

Peace