>>11018352when courting a women you must make your most obvious traits be marketable and your less obvious traits obvious.
I'd wear some nice corduroy pants, a polo to show off my muscles, and my chaperon on my head.
I'd buy some gold frame glasses, to attract to my beautiful green eyes.
I'd cut my nails so I don't look like a filthy freak. Reshape my facial hair to have a nice geometric pattern that makes it seem like I have a nice jaw line.
and I'd carry this book around.
then I'd get in a bit of trouble with the prof ;)
I'd be writing down some math"s" and she'll say "excuse me young handsome man, but you're not supposed to be in here, I'm about to hold a lecture"
>oh pardom me Dr., I was just practicing a bit, I'll erase it immediately. then during office hours I'd rape her and then run back to LA.