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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 20:18:28 2019 No.11003419 View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:31:05 No.11003463 Report

Quoted By: >>11007971 >>11025545

>>11003419
computer science, engineering, and real science are for people too stupid for mathematics

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:39:44 No.11003486 Report

Quoted By: >>11003491 >>11012661 >>11032549 >>11035244

>>11003419
It’s actually just for people who want to make a lot of money right away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:40:56 No.11003491 Report

Quoted By: >>11003499

>>11003486
Is this true, I want money

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:41:22 No.11003493 Report

Quoted By: >>11022221

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:43:04 No.11003499 Report

Quoted By: >>11003502 >>11003636 >>11003702 >>11012241 >>11013162 >>11022094

>>11003491
Yeah. People who go into CS for interest alone are few and in between. The reason the major is oversubscribed at my uni (Berkeley) is because there are impressive job offers for undergrads. Meanwhile math and science kiddos can only hope for some lab work or graduate school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:43:56 No.11003502 Report

Quoted By: >>11003506

>>11003499
How to get impressive job offers? And how impressive are we talking?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:44:10 No.11003503 Report

Quoted By: >>11003507

EECS kids can expect a 150k starting salary from google

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:45:10 No.11003506 Report

Quoted By: >>11003507 >>11007925 >>11034800

>>11003502
150k salary + 50k bonus + 100k vested stock over 5 years.

That’s for a new fresh graduate first job. EECS. Not me but offers like this aren’t uncommon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:46:19 No.11003507 Report

Quoted By: >>11003515

>>11003503
>>11003506
What’s the catch? How is this possible?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:46:58 No.11003510 Report

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So imagine being a little shit only 22 years old and you’re worth almost half a million a year out of college.

I’m a bio major ofc so I will be poor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:48:40 No.11003515 Report

Quoted By: >>11003534 >>11034800

>>11003507
For select EECS/CS departments (MIT, Caltech, Berkeley, Stanford) just about every decent graduate can expect an offer like this. The programs are rigorous and the students are super productive employees so obviously there is competition to hire them, it turns out that all these companies vying for a small pool results in a higher salary for fresh hires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:53:02 No.11003531 Report

Quoted By: >>11017683

So for these schools there are dedicated recruiters and constant events (I sometimes used to go to get free food) just in the hopes of catching a student and hiring them. Meanwhile if your regular CS grad from state school thinks they will make this, they’re wrong. These girls/guys I’m talking about are executive tract engineers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:53:27 No.11003534 Report

Quoted By: >>11003542 >>11003549

>>11003515
Damn, now the reality of how much it sucks to not be in these schools is setting in. That’s some truly life changing stuff, but guess I was too brainlet to do it. Are their programs really more rigorous than other programs? What do they do that makes it so? Why can’t other schools do the same? They must be pretty super productive if the results are that amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:55:14 No.11003542 Report

Quoted By: >>11003599

>>11003534
People choose Berkeley EECS over Harvard, Yale, and Oxford.

They are rigorous. The students are smart as fuck. The professors are all like the people who created CS and have ties to big companies. The projects are all specially selected to be relevant and useful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 20:57:33 No.11003549 Report

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>>11003534
Well the problem is that “the best minds of my generation are figuring out to sell ads on Facebook” and not curing cancer.

I don’t know if they are truly smarter but they are shark type people (although always clad in friendly Silicon Valley garb). They can do what these companies want and they managed to develop new products that generate value. The entire EECS grad class is like long lists of google/apple/Goldman Sachs/Microsoft/etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:09:26 No.11003599 Report

Quoted By: >>11003625

>>11003542
So it’s basically impossible to get into Berkeley EECS unless you’re already amazing and have tons of accomplishments?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:16:21 No.11003621 Report

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>>11003419
Engineering, mathematics, and real science are for people who are too stupid for computer science

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:16:50 No.11003625 Report

Quoted By: >>11004150

>>11003599
Yep. It’s a separate admissions. They have an acceptance rate of 3% while Berkeley is itself 15%.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:19:54 No.11003636 Report

Quoted By: >>11003646 >>11003665

>>11003499
Hold up, so only EECS grads are guaranteed jobs, but every other major isn’t guaranteed the same despite being from the same prestigious school and likely a similarly rigorous program? That’s interesting. Does that mean it’s easier to get into those programs since they have less of a guarantee?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:22:04 No.11003646 Report

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>>11003636
Yes and yes. You can get into Berkeley undeclared (college of letters and sciences) like me which is like 20% but it’s decreased to 17%. You can get into Berkeley college of engineering which is 15%. You can apply to EECS which is 3%. There is no in school transfer option to EECS. I can transfer to mechanical engineering if I try and I’d have to do an internal application but I can’t do it for EECS.

So yeah I wouldn’t be impressed by Berkeley generally, but I think EECS is impressive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:26:42 No.11003665 Report

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>>11003636
The programs aren’t similarly rigorous. EECS is a double major rolled into one, and they study physics/math/electrical engineering/computer science all rolled into one.

So now the coolest thing is the EECS/haas program which is called MET, and it is a BS in EECS and a BS in business administration. You have to apply separately to both as a freshman and can’t transfer.

Normally if you go in to the general university undeclared you can apply to transfer to school of business at end of year 2.

In my college (letters and sciences) we have applied math and all the sciences and also just “computer science”. So if you want you can study CS/Applied Math but it doesn’t carry quite the same prestige. Lots of people do CS/Stats or CS/CogSci or CS/Econ (economics is not in the business school).

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:31:48 No.11003687 Report

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So letters and sciences is the normie brainlet college but we are all in Berkeley and walk past each other every day. All humanities and basic sciences and social sciences are in L&S and within my college I can transfer to any major as long as I do the right classes and get good grades. That’s because the popular ones like CS and Econ require passing “weeder classes” to “declare”. Chemistry and majors like Molecular and Cell Biology are also in this college but we have an additional “College of Chemistry” that’s has a more in depth BS in chemistry or in Chemical biology. There are entirely different tracts depending on whether you do chemistry in L&S or CoC, like you take Chem 1ab in the former versus Chem3ab in the latter (more quantitative chemistry).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:33:47 No.11003695 Report

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Being in L&S is like going to community college or a low tier state school while being at College of Engineering/Chemistry/Business/Environment/Agriculture/etc. (there’s a few more tbqh) is a far more rigorous experience. But we all get to be “Berkeley students”.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:34:58 No.11003702 Report

Quoted By: >>11003714 >>11003926 >>11007138 >>11011767 >>11038043

>>11003499
every uni is completely inundated with CS majors, i'm surprised with the absolutely massive numbers of kids graduating is CS every year that the industry hasn't stalled completely with thousands jobless. I wonder why is that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:35:19 No.11003704 Report

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General public doesn’t know this but recruiters and companies do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:36:37 No.11003714 Report

Quoted By: >>11003792

>>11003702
Yeah so the CS61A intro to data systems (based on python) has 1000 students per semester per section (3 sections). And it’s a literal gigantic auditorium.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:37:37 No.11003718 Report

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Same class meets 3 different times a day. 3x a week. So you can go to lecture at 9am or 11am or 3pm. Same lecture every day. The instructors vary but it’s the same class, you can go to whichever you want and same test and hw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:41:19 No.11003735 Report

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It decreases for upper division CS but all the 3 I got CS classes are like this. CS61ABC... B is java based.... C is hardware based and covers compiling and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:46:13 No.11003758 Report

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In conclusion. Thanks for reading my blog. Don’t go to Berkeley unless you’re in EECS, or you’re going to grad school. Undergrad here is an absolute meme (except for EECS).

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:46:51 No.11003760 Report

Quoted By: >>11003886

Why are there so many incels in CS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:47:42 No.11003767 Report

Quoted By: >>11003769 >>11003776 >>11003802 >>11003926

>>11003419
These fucking guys talking about six figure salaries and elite colleges and here I'm rotting in a Mexican no name Instute of Technology.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:48:45 No.11003769 Report

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>>11003767
Do a math undergrad and apply to Berkeley or Stanford for a masters in EECS. That is a golden path. They’ll let you in if you have ok GRE and grades

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:49:56 No.11003776 Report

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>>11003767
CS61ABC are all fully online if you want to follow them you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:51:03 No.11003780 Report

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So they also made this class CS10 for “humanities and social science” to get into programming.

And there’s a new Data Science Major which is in its own college of Information.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:54:11 No.11003792 Report

Quoted By: >>11003796 >>11003799 >>11003810 >>11006444

>>11003714
How does grading even work? How do they learn without hands on debugging? How many of those 1000 graduate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:55:06 No.11003796 Report

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>>11003792
Lol they hire like second/third year EECS and CS Majors to grads you. So your TA is a fucking undergrad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:56:46 No.11003799 Report

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>>11003792
Also the hw is electronically submitted via terminal so it grades automatically. But for tests it’s the TAs. Projects are also uploaded and the prof tests them with code... there’s a competition called “Hog” in CS61A and there’s games you design so your win rate can be higher or worse but must be above a certain percentage and pass the tests to count as hw... the higher win rates being extra credit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:57:41 No.11003802 Report

Quoted By: >>11003811

>>11003767
>be me
>study in a brazilian uni within the best 10 of LatAm
>not even top 200 in the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:59:14 No.11003810 Report

Quoted By: >>11003843

>>11003792
https://cs61a.org/proj/hog/
Debugging you can ask on the online class forums or go in office hours but it’s fairly straightforward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 21:59:50 No.11003811 Report

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>>11003802
Don't believe those ranks, the Tecnológico de Monterrey is likely the second or third best university in Latin America and is not better than my shitty local Institute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:03:14 No.11003824 Report

Quoted By: >>11004670

>>11003419
I'd argue computer science is a real science everywhere outside the US at least. But I do agree that pure mathematics is surely harder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:12:15 No.11003843 Report

Quoted By: >>11003850

>>11003810
Why is the language python? Is there a specific reasoning?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:13:27 No.11003850 Report

Quoted By: >>11003881

>>11003843
Yes they say it is a great language for readability and teaches abstraction which is the point of that class. Java and C++ and C come in at CS61B.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:18:05 No.11003866 Report

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Also a lot of google is built on python and the prof is a former google employee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:22:44 No.11003881 Report

Quoted By: >>11003892

>>11003850
They learn three languages at once in one class?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:25:20 No.11003886 Report

Quoted By: >>11006995 >>11007566

>>11003760
It doesn’t require extreme brain power to think this through, but serious, you don’t belong here and you should grow up or you’re never going to make it you fucking sociopathic vapid zoomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:29:28 No.11003892 Report

Quoted By: >>11038047

>>11003881
Yeah. Berkeley doesn’t teach by language but by concepts. So you’re supposed to be able to instantly learn and adapt to new languages.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:32:11 No.11003896 Report

Quoted By: >>11007131

It’s built up from the first class to teach “programming fundamentals” which they believe what makes it a computer science versus applied code monkeyhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:40:46 No.11003921 Report

Quoted By: >>11003928 >>11003938 >>11012790

>>11003419
As a lawyer I absolutely despise codemonkeys. I can't wait until international IP and patent laws make their lives a living hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:42:01 No.11003926 Report

Quoted By: >>11007138

>>11003767
I feel you bro.

>>11003702
It's still growing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:42:21 No.11003928 Report

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>>11003921
But lawyers use codemonkeys too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:43:20 No.11003933 Report

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yep, it's a meme but I have to admit it was kind of good 20-15 years ago

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:44:24 No.11003938 Report

Quoted By: >>11003946

>>11003921
I can do your shitty verbose "profession", you can't do mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:49:04 No.11003946 Report

Quoted By: >>11003956 >>11003982 >>11004491

>>11003938
I am sure you can, autismo. Barely capable to string together enough words to form a coherent sentence. Sweats buckets infront of an audience. But I am sure you'd perform in litigation, Lord Stackoverflow. Being a codemonkey isn't hard. If you think you're special, check again. CS is the 21st century's economics degree.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 22:52:26 No.11003956 Report

Quoted By: >>11009093 >>11011632

>>11003946
CS is the 21th century factory worker analogue, and I say that as a CSfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 23:01:24 No.11003982 Report

Quoted By: >>11003989

>>11003946
Imagine reading tons of boiler plate texts only to defend Tyrone murdering the local grandma as a public defender. I can give public speeches, and I'm actually good at tech, fuck you leech.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 23:03:54 No.11003989 Report

Quoted By: >>11003994 >>11003997 >>11004183

>>11003982
You'll be grateful for a reasonably educated public defender once the FBI busted your door to arrest your for distributing loli pornography.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 23:04:42 No.11003994 Report

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>>11003989
I'll flee to Thailand, Saul Goodman wanna be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 23:05:50 No.11003997 Report

Quoted By: >>11016987

>>11003989
I'll flee to Thailand, Saul Goodman wanna be.
Only a true schizoid will actually endure thousands upon thousands of legalese bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 23:50:07 No.11004150 Report

Quoted By: >>11005146 >>11005155

>>11003625
You can't study comp sci through the college of letters and sciences? Or are you talking about an engineering degree from the college of engineering?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 25 Sep 2019 23:58:28 No.11004183 Report

Quoted By: >>11004228

>>11003989
>loli pornography
not illegal nor should it be

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 00:09:38 No.11004228 Report

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>>11004183
>pornography
It's not porn if the characters aren't 3D.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 01:25:39 No.11004491 Report

Quoted By: >>11004951

>>11003946
>Barely capable to string together enough words to form a coherent sentence.
>Sweats buckets infront of an audience.
sentence fragments
>"infront"
nice coherent sentences there, bud

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 02:06:44 No.11004626 Report

Quoted By: >>11004640

Since this is the CS general thread, I'm gonna post my game plan and where I'm at so far to get vetted.

I went to an alright CS program but not amazing in Canada - I graduated with 2 years of experience and worked 1 year outside. I just got a remote job that pays pretty well (for Canada). I'm 24 right now, and my goal is to be L7/E7 at Facebook/goog by 28.

>Get comfortable at my current company (6 months)
> Apply for masters for next semester at the loo, university of Toronto, and my university
>Do masters over 3 years
>When I'm about to finish my masters, I'll apply to google, Facebook, Amazon, etc etc

A big reason I want to do this is because I want to publish at least one research paper. Both my parents have PhDs so I want to live up to them at least

Good plan?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 02:11:34 No.11004640 Report

Quoted By: >>11004699

>>11004626
Why waste time applying for a Masters and waste 3 years when you can gitgud at leetCode (shouldn't take more than 3 months of intense algorithmic study and practice) and apply straight to FAANG anyway?

Don't be stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 02:31:22 No.11004670 Report

Quoted By: >>11012668

>>11003824
Yeah, it seems like CS undergrad in the US is often mostly programming/software engineering. At my European university a third of my CS undergrad was theory and math where theory is something like computability or complexity theory while data structures and algorithms counts as applied CS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 02:51:26 No.11004699 Report

Quoted By: >>11011695

>>11004640
I'm already a leetcode god. I honestly just want to get back into school man. I want to publish a paper or two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 03:26:04 No.11004774 Report

Quoted By: >>11004887 >>11005149

I'm studying CS and I'm good at programming but do they really care that much what school you went to? I could only afford a state school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 04:18:36 No.11004887 Report

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>>11004774
Good schools only help with finding a good first job. But of course, a good first job is what snowballs into a really high position later on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 04:55:23 No.11004951 Report

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>>11004491
English is my third language so forgive me for not proof-reading my posts made on a taiwanese basket weaving forum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:02:21 No.11005146 Report

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>>11004150
>You can't study comp sci through the college of letters and sciences? Or are you talking about an engineering degree from the college of engineering?
you can get a B.A. in computer science from letters and sciences, but you can only get a B.S. in Electrical Engineering and Computer Science (one major, aka EECS) from the college of engineering and even within that college it is something you need to apply to if you didn't apply as a freshman admit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:03:44 No.11005149 Report

Quoted By: >>11030555

>>11004774
At "target schools" the big tech companies and also finance-tech recruiters show up like crazy. It is all about getting your foot in the door and being recruited. for EECS grads, they are actively recruited so much so that people in 3rd year are being given offers and recruiters are taking out seniors to dinners n shit to woe them (french laundry or other michelin stars).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:04:44 No.11005150 Report

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>>11003419
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:07:15 No.11005155 Report

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>>11004150
But the CS classes in letters and sciences are given through the college of engineering, so the eecs and cs kids can share some classes, true. but i've seen the recruiters come and turn cold when they learn an applicant is just cs and not eecs. there is a "Computer engineering" department in eecs only and not in cs, and this is mostly a graduate group that offers a number of undergrad upper division electives.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:10:22 No.11005160 Report

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im a fucking bio major and i even got invites to meet and greets in luxurious san francisco hotels cuz i took a few cs classes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:22:43 No.11005174 Report

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Test, /sci/:
1. Given a connected graph G with distinct edge weights prove that there is a unique minimum spanning tree.
2. Given a graph G give your best polynomial time approximation algorithm for the maximum independent set.
3. Given an r-uniform hypergraph with each edge being a set of r vertices, give an r-approximation algorithm for the minimum vertex cover.
If you fail to answer these questions, you are not actually a computer scientist/do not understand what computer science is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:52:48 No.11005207 Report

Quoted By: >>11005217

EECS student at berkeley
Summer 1: Microsoft discovery engineering intern (paid prorated 108k salary, like 9k a month for 3 months)
Summer2: Apple Software Engineering Intern or Microsoft Program Manager Intern both paid 120k , so 10k a month for 3 months
Summer3: Google or Apple or Microsoft senior position internship (can make 120k or more)
Summer 4: final intership, you probably have offers from a bunch of companies and you can negotiate them up, or you can talk to goldman sachs and be hired for a final summer internship (to try new things and be well rounded, make 10k a month as a trader intern in nyc)...

fall of final year, by october you respond and decide where to go for fulltime in may... sign by november. bonus you get immediately /moving costs sent to you in april.

this is how people live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:53:50 No.11005208 Report

Quoted By: >>11005217

All the while you're getting your dick wet in the hot "engineer" girls these companies also hire and in the design/business interns and in these cities where everyone is partying every weekend .

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 07:59:29 No.11005217 Report

Quoted By: >>11005221

>>11005208
>>11005207
and we all clapped.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 08:00:34 No.11005221 Report

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>>11005217
i seens it. bruh. i seens it. i did one of these internships and i got paid 45k over the summer.. didnt . i didnt get my dick wet as much cuz im a bit of a dork but others were doing it all the time. they bring over super hot girls, cuz its interview based, basically if you're a girl you gotta be alt or hot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 08:02:14 No.11005223 Report

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didnt get an offer tho. i was a a bit out of it that summer for personal reasons and didnt communicate well with my team.

i used the money to fix my teeth and travel around the world after graduating. also just spent a lot on clothes/restaurants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 08:08:29 No.11005229 Report

Quoted By: >>11006522

yo check it.
https://www.glassdoor.com/Intern-Salary/Microsoft-Redmond-Internship-Salary-EI_IE1651.0,9_IL.10,17_IC1150499.htm

https://www.glassdoor.com/Intern-Salary/Microsoft-Redmond-Internship-Salary-EI_IE1651.0,9_IL.10,17_IC1150499.htm

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/05/02/how-much-amazon-apple-facebook-and-google-summer-interns-earn.html

these are even low estimates tbqh cuz they pay less to kids from ohio state than eecs berkeley even for the same role... and they dont like to advertise how much everyone really makes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 08:11:06 No.11005231 Report

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https://www.glassdoor.com/Intern-Salary/Facebook-Menlo-Park-Internship-Salary-EI_IE40772.0,8_IL.9,19_IC1147371.htm

didnt mean to post microsoft twice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 14:41:29 No.11005876 Report

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any1 want 2 buy some cheese?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 14:48:37 No.11005888 Report

Quoted By: >>11005914 >>11006760

i'm beginning to dislike cs, as well as the academic culture at my uni, but i have nowhere to go. none of my efforts have paid off and i think jumping off a building is the most productive thing i could do at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 15:01:00 No.11005914 Report

Quoted By: >>11005924 >>11006760

>>11005888

i didn't want it to end like this but i have no other way out. my advisor is/was a no-good rat who is nothing but hype. he never communicated clear objectives. his collaborators randomly stop collaborating. he tells you to do this or do that, and uses bait-and-switch tactics, and then gaslights you when things don't work out. he is a world-class prick and i place most of the blame squarely on his shoulders.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 15:05:13 No.11005924 Report

Quoted By: >>11006760 >>11006813

>>11005914

but at this point, i'm out of energy and money. i have nothing to show for my efforts. not that anyone necessarily owes me anything, but i cannot bear these circumstances any longer. i've been too depressed for far too long. i had hoped things would be different but this is the end of the road for me. i tried to enjoy life but can't say that i ever actually did. i feel bad for my immediate friends and family but i have nothing left to work with or give.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 15:06:55 No.11005929 Report

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it feels like i've been slowly bleeding out for the last few years and now i'm nearly empty.

so that's my review of the cs major at my university

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 15:10:34 No.11005938 Report

Quoted By: >>11006288

every visit to my university is like another tiny needle through my perforated heart. the thought of leaving empty handed fills me with despair

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 15:27:10 No.11005976 Report

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why does fortune and opportunity always seem to befall others and never myself? why do i feel as though so many others have misguided me? that the good things in life were simply never meant to fall into my hands?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 15:35:28 No.11005989 Report

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i want to publish and have a few good results to my name. i don't want it to end here, it just looks like i failed. but it kills me that other people are getting far ahead on far less work, because they have better networks. i see no way forward.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 15:39:05 No.11006003 Report

Quoted By: >>11006635 >>11011536

i truly envy people who chose to study math or a natural science. at least the i'd have some fundamental motivation rather than learning to use this API or that design pattern. at least i'd have some connection to the natural world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 15:54:44 No.11006038 Report

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/sci/ is awfully cruel, hooking you with a few (you)'s and then giving you the cold shoulder for the rest of the day

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 16:03:39 No.11006060 Report

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oh why is the joke always at my expense?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 17:14:02 No.11006288 Report

Quoted By: >>11006331

>>11005938
sounds like you could profit from some counceling. Try it, its free and 100-1000s of other people at your uni had similar feelings and perspectives on this world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 17:27:13 No.11006331 Report

Quoted By: >>11006366 >>11006383 >>11006507 >>11006828

>>11006288

i went to counseling sessions as a child but never got very much out of them. their advice was always somewhat obvious, and often easier said than done. certainly some people find it reassuring to have a councilor to strategize with and talk with, so i understand how they could benefit. it has never done much for me though

legally prescribed stimulants are the only things i find comforting these days, but i tend to take 1.5-2x my prescribed dose when i'm stressed and that leaves me without for 1-2 weeks before my refill is due. it's a bad habit that i'm trying to break. it's so hard to stay calm and collected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 17:38:22 No.11006366 Report

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>>11006331
>it's a bad habit that i'm trying to break.

doubling up, that is. the meds themselves work very well

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 17:44:04 No.11006383 Report

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>>11006331
>it's so hard to stay calm and collected.

even if i can muster the will to focus on something, i often get anxious and my mind goes blank. it hurts my confidence and makes it even harder to buckle down when the need arises.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 18:13:05 No.11006444 Report

Quoted By: >>11006455 >>11006488

>>11003792
I don't go to Berkely but a big state school with hundreds of students per class. All of my projects gave you sample inputs and expected outputs similar to what the professor and TAs were going to put into your program. They also had servers for each class that you have to ssh into and run your programs because that's what they'd be using to grade your test. If it doesn't run in the test server you failed the assignment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 18:18:07 No.11006455 Report

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>>11006444
>a big state school with hundreds of students per class
That description is accurate for Berkeley.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 18:38:17 No.11006488 Report

Quoted By: >>11006553 >>11006633

>>11006444
I went to a smaller school where the professors would hand mark your submissions. They would print out your whole program and provide feedback on errors and style, not just the output.

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Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 18:47:16 No.11006507 Report

Quoted By: >>11007108 >>11024612 >>11024629

>>11006331
>legally prescribed stimulants are the only things i find comforting these days, but i tend to take 1.5-2x my prescribed dose when i'm stressed and that leaves me without for 1-2 weeks before my refill is due.

I want to stop but at the same it makes me so impressively productive

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 18:55:55 No.11006522 Report

Quoted By: >>11006686 >>11007120

>>11005229
>https://www.glassdoor.com/Intern-Salary/Microsoft-Redmond-Internship-Salary-EI_IE1651.0,9_IL.10,17_IC1150499.htm

>A intern there earns as much (actually more because the purchasing power is bigger) as senior developer here in brazil with ~7 years of experience

literally fuck this country and fuck my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 19:19:06 No.11006553 Report

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>>11006488
That sounds nice. I had to send 3 emails to get a T.A to give me my extra credit they didn't give me for an assignment in data structures. I got a B+ in the class because I was in a rush and didn't check if the final project compiled on the server. I assumed since I was using the same version of C++ on fedora ( the server is centos) that it would compile. It didn't and I only got credit for the documentation and algorithm analysis. If those weren't part of the grade I would have got a C+.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 19:50:39 No.11006633 Report

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>>11006488
I honestly prefer this. I hate electronic hw submission. For math CS or Econ or any class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 19:50:42 No.11006635 Report

Quoted By: >>11007128

>>11006003
>having to learn how to use an API

just read the docs and write the code you fucking retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 20:07:49 No.11006686 Report

Quoted By: >>11006939

>>11006522
Why don’t you apply? Or move? If you pass the four interviews you will be hired. They prefer h1b anyway because they can abuse you more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 20:36:42 No.11006760 Report

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>>11005888
>>11005914
>>11005924
Don't do it.
How old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 20:48:47 No.11006813 Report

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>>11005924
I know that feeling. I felt it first at 10 (at least that is when I first opened my mouth about it). The absolute hopelesness, the crushing feeling of disappointing others etc. etc. With age, some of the stuff got better, and with therapy, it went way better. Nowadays I am able to tell a depressive thought from a real one, which helps me to prepare for depressive episodes. Some I can even prevent from happening.

Much talk, what I mean is: 1) Get help. For you and everyone around you. What you have is healable. 2) You are not alone with your feelings. That is just another line that your brain on depression tells you. All the best anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 20:51:57 No.11006827 Report

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>>11003419
Learning Science is for people too stupid to do actual Science.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 20:52:25 No.11006828 Report

Quoted By: >>11007263

>>11006331
Oh I see. I would still encourage you to try again, some things work differently as an adult. Also make sure to avoid the psychoanalysis school and seek the behavior therapist school. They have a very scientific, hands-on approach. If they just blurted motivational quotes, they would not have been of use. They are to treat that ill organ you have called brain, and the good ones should know how to test their success.
Stimulants: Yeah, funnily I noticed the same effect. I think getting proper medication would be good tho; i have seen it do wonders in my mother and sister.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 21:04:55 No.11006868 Report

Quoted By: >>11006878

oof iam a stupid moron who cant even do programming course at uni levels, while still being intrested. They higher on experiance though right? right...
Please right?........

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 21:08:01 No.11006878 Report

Quoted By: >>11006896

>>11006868
Eh I much prefer reading from books but my class was entirely “online based” despite being at a irl university. I found I did much better after reading a general history about computer science (how it developed out of logic and math and Turing) and took a class on computability (where we did proofs and constructed a Turing machine). CS and programming became much more interesting for me after this. Also a lot of kids come in with a lot of programming experience. It is worth it to spend your summers taking prepping so you don’t feel totally out of touch on day 1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 21:13:50 No.11006896 Report

Quoted By: >>11006997

>>11006878
I am at a college which almost soley focuses on working as a developer of applications(not just programming but also how to process a clients request and take propper orders) and I am ahead of my class by what I like to think quite alot(I made a canvas with mysql database to make a online drawing bad, meanwhile the rest is still figuring out CSS/HTML) but its overall avrage to low level ed. I wont be working at major company probably but atleast ill prop get a job

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 21:15:20 No.11006903 Report

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Agreed. That's why I did computer engineering :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 21:39:49 No.11006939 Report

Quoted By: >>11006978

>>11006686
I'll. Also IDGAF about being ""abused" for some time.
People not long ago fought in wars, travelled oceans, were enslaved etc...
Working for a while with lower wages than a native is no problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:00:35 No.11006978 Report

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>>11006939
>abused
Just means they make you work a lot (while paying you a lot). The Americans want to work less (while making a lot), while the H1b don’t mind working more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:04:49 No.11006988 Report

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Btw the work is really variable. Some days you just hit your meetings (one-on-ones or biweekly team) and bounce, working from a cafe or somewhere else on campus or from home. Other days it can be stay till 9pm, if you’re a manager you need to push the product so whatever it takes you do. Obviously while making a lot of money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:06:45 No.11006995 Report

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>>11003886
Found the incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:08:40 No.11006997 Report

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>>11006896
My school (Berkeley) was very much conceptually focused on teaching CS as a science “of abstraction and problem solving” and not on teaching “developer” skills (except for one upper division class called “software engineering” and a rotating series of low division courses on various languages alone) but I couldn’t feel motivated until I read these two books
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/299652.The_Universal_Computer#

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1556746.Computability_and_Logic

These “grounded” CS for me in a wider intellectual context and made me feel like I was learning something that grew out of logic/math/philosophy as a special way of solving problems. Otherwise I get really confused about basic things about the foundations... but once I had this figured out I could feel excited about learning more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:12:36 No.11007009 Report

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Some of this was covered in later theory of computing upper division classes but I needed to know it to go through intro CS and feel a sense of direction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:16:52 No.11007018 Report

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You were just expected to be masterful at developer skills at Berkeley all on your own. You were supposed to be finding personal projects to do on the side all the time and to advertise yourself via a personal blog, have a passion project or something and join a bunch of clubs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:18:06 No.11007019 Report

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This was the main “developer” class.
https://www2.eecs.berkeley.edu/Courses/CS169/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:19:46 No.11007023 Report

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And this on “programming languages”
https://www2.eecs.berkeley.edu/Courses/CS164/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:21:13 No.11007027 Report

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And this was my favorite class
https://www2.eecs.berkeley.edu/Courses/EECS149/
The class project was building a robotic “embedded system”.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:23:54 No.11007030 Report

Quoted By: >>11007048 >>11007050

>>11003419
What do you guys think about CIS?Will I be able to find a job about 3 years from now? Thinking of transferring to CyberSec since CS students have to take way too much physics and math for me so that's out of the question

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:29:52 No.11007048 Report

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>>11007030
Sure. A lot of these depend on your school’s specific history and flavor. We don’t have CIS at Berkeley. We have “data science” and “computer science” as separate majors. I guess I would want to know you can work as a developer and have a good track record of implemented projects. If you can pass code interviews, team interviews, a team interview and two one-on-ones you can get a job in any FAANGM or startup in Silicon Valley.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:32:19 No.11007050 Report

Quoted By: >>11007083

>>11007030
You should take as much math as you possibly can if you want to be successful as a programmer especially long term. Languages fall in and out of favor but fundamentals will remain more or less the same so you want a great foundation in computation/math/physics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:34:38 No.11007055 Report

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So your standard FAANG+M interview for brand new hire is about 4interviews all with code tests and examples. If you come recommended you can skip a couple of these. It depends on your experience level too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:38:43 No.11007064 Report

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If you can't write software you're like someone who can't use tools. Braggung that you can't program is incredibly brainlet tier behavior
t. physicist

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:45:01 No.11007083 Report

Quoted By: >>11007088 >>11007090

>>11007050
I only have Calc 1 and Principles of Probability as requirements and Linear Algebra,Numerical Analysis, and Statistics as elective
You have to take into account that I'm in a 3rd world Arab country and the professors probably aren't even that good
Pretty much the same shit math-wise if I switch to CyberSec in the same Uni, but I'm afraid of being stuck in something too limited and focused
on the other hand I'll be on the first graduates ever in this country with that degree so that might help my chances of getting a job

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:46:41 No.11007088 Report

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>>11007083
That’s good and it’s a bare minimum. Third world countries are usually not bad in teaching math, we get a lot of grad students from third world countries like Arab countries or India or turkey or Iran.

I recommend pursuing more math take a couple of applied math electives and definitely take up to calc3. More linear algebra and proof writing can be good too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:48:22 No.11007090 Report

Quoted By: >>11007095

>>11007083
Cyber security is a sub specialization in my opinion. It is a little weird to study it on its own at the undergrad level. How well can they teach it? People I know who work in cyber security have a background in advanced math. Can you double major with cyber security and math?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:50:30 No.11007095 Report

Quoted By: >>11007102

>>11007090
>Cyber security is a sub specialization
I completely agree with that, I just think that the novelty of it being all new and stuff will help me get hired not too long after graduating,YOU HAVE TO TAKE INTO ACCOUNT the mentality of a nation with an average IQ of <90....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:53:46 No.11007102 Report

Quoted By: >>11007111

>>11007095
You could be right in that it is a newer field and maybe warrants differentiation. But be sure to develop core CS competencies too. Third world countries are fairly decent at basic science AFAIK, might not have cutting edge new research or expensive labs but they can teach math/physics from textbooks just fine. Do you want to work in your country or go abroad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:55:53 No.11007108 Report

Quoted By: >>11024629

>>11006507

i feel like i'd be more productive if my baseline wasn't a state of interminable despair and dysphoria. stims are nice but they can only pick up so much psychological slack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 22:57:27 No.11007111 Report

Quoted By: >>11007126

>>11007102
I'm gonna try my luck at getting a master's scholarship to some foreign school right after I finish my bachelor's and hopefully get hired abroad that way
If I do cyber security I have a good chance of scoring some cushy government job that obviously wont pay as good as some startup in the U.S for example, but it will still do until I can branch off to something else

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:00:08 No.11007120 Report

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>>11006522

be thankful you don't have to deal with hordes of foreigners who all want a piece of you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:01:17 No.11007122 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003419
i'm in ""real"" science and the people are, on average, very very stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:02:58 No.11007126 Report

Quoted By: >>11007137

>>11007111
Will your government fund your masters? I know some countries do that because we get masters students who are being sent over for 2 years and then go back. Obviously if you don’t plan on staying there long term it would make sense to just apply on your own and get a job through that program at a recruitment event or through a professor (which is definitely doable).

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:04:24 No.11007128 Report

Quoted By:

>>11006635

after many years as a compsci major i have come to an inescapable conclusion...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcbXCMvpmWo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:06:01 No.11007131 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003896
>>>11003419
>I agree with this man, I think that there is definitely not enough emphasis on mathematics in CS and that there are a lot of codemonkeys.

but really, shut the fuck up you little bitch with your part whole fallacy and suck my nuts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:09:33 No.11007137 Report

Quoted By: >>11008853

>>11007126
No they won't, if I wanna continue my academic pursuit any further I'll have to pick one of these 3:-
A-work my ass off and have my school performance suffer as a result(or just work and save up for a while and study later, which would mean I'd have to waste even more years living not as comfortably as I would like)
B-do really good in school and try to get any sort of scholarship
C-have my dad sell some piece of land which although is ultimately meaningless, hold tremendous sentimental value to me and it will most likely be sold to some immigrant(this is the worst outcome)
see the problem with all of these is that I don't expect this country to last too long at this point because of multiple reasons which we are on the wrong board to discuss (I'm Jordanian)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:10:20 No.11007138 Report

Quoted By: >>11028226

>>11003702
>>11003926

Interestingly...
https://www.newyorkfed.org/research/college-labor-market/college-labor-market_compare-majors.html
CS with 4.7% unemployment and 23.5% underemployment rate

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:10:36 No.11007139 Report

Quoted By: >>11007306

A computer scientist should really be a specialized applied math major. Ideal programmer studied Applied Math or Physics in addition to “computer science” because the quality of CS varies widely and many programs are training useless coders who can’t adapt or change tact if needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:17:12 No.11007156 Report

Quoted By: >>11007603 >>11037916

I'm a math major at a no name state uni, about to graduate and I got a job lined up doing software, 70k salary. Pretty much the only programming experience I have is Google Summer of code.

What's funny is that people at my school taking CS1 complained that finding the area of a sector/segment (circle) was too mathy (for a homework assignment where you could just Google the formula)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Sep 2019 23:58:03 No.11007263 Report

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>>11006828

idk man. at this point i know what works and what doesn't. it's just hard to see things working out well, i don't know if i have it in me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 00:13:30 No.11007306 Report

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>>11007139

this. it's sort of ridiculous how some universities won't even eat their own dog food; the grad programs don't often enroll undergrads from the same country, much less the same uni

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 01:35:41 No.11007566 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003886
>t. CSlet
Like pottery

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 01:47:35 No.11007603 Report

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>>11007156
People are such brainlets that they can’t remember the circle area formula, that’s why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:03:46 No.11007857 Report

Quoted By: >>11007861

do electrical engineering or computer science if you want to make money. real sciences is only if you genuinely like researching your subject because you will have to go to grad school to get a real job in your field.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:05:38 No.11007861 Report

Quoted By: >>11007985

>>11007857
Why is EE and CS paired up together? What is EE even?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:23:01 No.11007885 Report

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:56:19 No.11007920 Report

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I'm in my final year as an App Development major in Ohio and holy shit am I fucking stressed just reading this thread.

I always feels unprepared for landing that big boy job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 04:58:06 No.11007925 Report

Quoted By: >>11008542

>>11003506
>150k salary + 50k bonus + 100k vested stock over 5 years.
>That’s for a new fresh graduate first job.
Nah

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:26:59 No.11007971 Report

Quoted By: >>11026378

>>11003463
as a math major this is cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:39:49 No.11007985 Report

Quoted By: >>11009762 >>11012037 >>11018378 >>11038623

>>11007861
Electrical engineering primarily focuses on the development of physical systems (power, signal processing, etc..) however most universities also blend computer hardware into electrical engineering so these programs also teach embedded systems, logical systems, pcb design etc.
At purdue (my alma mater) we didn't have just an EE program it was Electrical Computer Engineering as so many students were studying and graduating with significant experience with embedded systems and chip designs
The CS department hated us because we stole all their research grants, turns out when you can apply software to a physical project it tends to attract more interest

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 05:50:33 No.11008015 Report

Quoted By: >>11010737 >>11012833

>>11003419
Been here for quite a while and I never got this meme. From the few comp sci books I opened in my life I´ve seen that they are quite math heavy.

Am I wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 12:39:15 No.11008542 Report

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>>11007925
It is if you graduate from a top school with good grades though.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 12:57:24 No.11008592 Report

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And yet here you are reaping the benefits of their labor. Ironic isn't it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 14:00:40 No.11008740 Report

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I went for informational systems and a friend of mine went for software engineering, we have decent paying jobs and life is good

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 15:01:22 No.11008853 Report

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>>11007137
Well then my man, you'd have to do B. Your knowledge is the only thing that can help you in such fucked times anyways, at least if you're not rich.

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 15:10:39 No.11008875 Report

Quoted By:

>engineering

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 15:25:10 No.11008907 Report

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>>11003419
You only need an IQ of around 115 to competently learn any job. Real human being starts at 140. People don't try to get hard degrees because it's tedious. Working hard is a boomer meme and for people with a shit life who are hoping it will get better later. Everyone becomes a teacher because the pay is decent and it's easy an easy as fuck job both to do and to get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 15:37:23 No.11008925 Report

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>>11003419
B-but I'm a computer engineer...

I'm so confused

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 16:52:59 No.11009093 Report

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>>11003956

But will the 21st century worker rise up and seize the means of information?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 27 Sep 2019 20:20:01 No.11009762 Report

Quoted By: >>11010742 >>11036113

>>11007985
>The CS department hated us because we stole all their research grants
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 01:12:23 No.11010737 Report

Quoted By:

>>11008015
>Am I wrong?
No. Never fall for /sci/ memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 01:15:12 No.11010742 Report

Quoted By:

>>11009762
Id try to run doom on a quantum computer but it "probably" wouldn't work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 09:09:19 No.11011536 Report

Quoted By: >>11026516

>>11006003
do you enjoy smashing rocks open with a hammer all day long and then having to name and define said rocks down to the minutiae? thought not
t. geologist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 10:12:20 No.11011632 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003956
What the fuck do I do then?
If I say I want to get into liberal arts people say it's a bad decision, if I try to follow money I get told stuff like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:01:50 No.11011695 Report

Quoted By: >>11020486

>>11004699
How to get good at leetcode?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:10:55 No.11011709 Report

Quoted By: >>11011751

I'm from India. Do I have any hope of getting EECS Berkeley?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:42:41 No.11011751 Report

Quoted By:

>>11011709
Stay in your lane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 11:59:47 No.11011767 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003702
>I wonder why is that?
Because all work is with a computer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 12:00:03 No.11011768 Report

Quoted By: >>11012639

>>11003419
Yes yes goy keep thinking that.

>le me so esoteric so smart mmm
> i c-cant dd-derive you the remainder from a tt-taylor formula. I can show u your arsehole converge on an interval mmm.
> j’adore le abstract concept ooo Gordel theorem
> haha he needs le calculatrice haha plug and chug
> mathematiques est la vérité absolue.
Op mad cuz I steal or yo pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 14:29:20 No.11011992 Report

Quoted By: >>11017893 >>11017942 >>11036704

>>11003419
For anyone coming to this thread who is currently an undergrad in CS, keep your passion and fuck this guy
I work with physicists, engineers, and actual practicing scientist with many papers published.
The fact is, they need us. They cannot code for shit, they don't know simple open source hardware. So much so, they are considering hiring a full time Computer scientist.
I am current an undergrad in CS at a fucking community college. I am working on V2 of a 528 position relay to replace an expensive and outdated Kiethley switching instrument. Using a nema motor, two solenoids, and trigonometry.
Can you do that OP? We CS fucks use the same problem solving skills.
This statement could be said about any two profession. Just because someone hurt your feelings doesn't mean an entire profession is wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 15:01:12 No.11012037 Report

Quoted By: >>11036708

>>11007985
>EE
>The CS department hated us because we stole all their research grants
That uni's CS research grants must have been dogshit then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 16:14:47 No.11012216 Report

Quoted By: >>11012221 >>11012961 >>11036726 >>11037033

If you study any STEM degree in order to "get a job" you deserve a bullet to the head.
Anyone who studies STEM should be squarely focused on going to graduate school to do research and further the field. If you don't have the spirit of an academic you don't deserve to be here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 16:16:02 No.11012221 Report

Quoted By: >>11012232 >>11012234

>>11012216
That's a pretty elaborate way of saying your parents will maintain you all your life

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 16:18:40 No.11012232 Report

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>>11012221
the job is incidental.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 16:18:47 No.11012234 Report

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>>11012221
elaborate way , yes.
True ? No doubt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 16:20:02 No.11012241 Report

Quoted By: >>11028621

>>11003499
>no offers for math and science kiddos
Because they need a PhD (OR... graduate with a B.S in Math from Harvard/Princeton/MIT). I'm a Math PhD student and get emails every few weeks or so asking if I want to take up this or that company's offer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 16:57:10 No.11012363 Report

Quoted By:

cs official discord server
>7gVwUJ

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 18:43:18 No.11012639 Report

Quoted By:

>>11011768
utterly based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 18:55:59 No.11012661 Report

Quoted By: >>11013276

>>11003486
>It’s actually just for people who want to make a lot of money right away
This is what they actually think

HAHAHAHAHAHHA, Enjoy your cubicles and try to avoid suicidal thoughts, code monkey HAHAHAHAHAH

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 18:58:40 No.11012668 Report

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>>11004670
>Yeah, it seems like CS undergrad in the US is often mostly programming/software engineering.
Why is it everyone pulls this claim out of their ass but can never give legitimate proof for it?
For people who browse a science and math board, y'all are seriously lacking in critical thinking skills.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:08:19 No.11012696 Report

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>>11003419
>cs hate thread
>thread devolves into people bitching and crying about their lives and crying that CS majors get paid too much
Well that explains the butthurt.
Envy.

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:15:11 No.11012722 Report

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>CS

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:15:37 No.11012726 Report

Quoted By:

$-1$

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:32:46 No.11012790 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003921
Calm down shekelstein

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Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 19:52:07 No.11012833 Report

Quoted By: >>11013085 >>11013151 >>11036722

>>11008015
>comp sci books
>math heavy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 20:35:22 No.11012961 Report

Quoted By:

>>11012216
Have fun being a poorfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 21:13:36 No.11013085 Report

Quoted By:

>>11012833
That's not TacoP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 21:19:07 No.11013104 Report

Quoted By: >>11013422

I've just started a computer science degree and this thread is upsetting desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 21:32:00 No.11013151 Report

Quoted By:

>>11012833
I dunno man, concrete math is rough. One might even say, __abrasive__ huehuehue

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 21:36:04 No.11013162 Report

Quoted By: >>11022086 >>11033963

>>11003499
So what, it's not exclusive. As a maths student, you can just study CS on the side. You seriously think a company will be more impressed when they see a CS degree vs a maths degree on an applicant's resume?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 21:42:12 No.11013190 Report

Quoted By: >>11017756

Why do CS classes smell like curry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 22:05:44 No.11013276 Report

Quoted By: >>11035244

>>11012661
Cubicles are based. You can just watch YouTube videos all day and switch tabs when a coworker comes in for a meeting. Take an hour or two for two shits a day and a three hour lunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Sep 2019 22:49:09 No.11013422 Report

Quoted By: >>11016850 >>11017864 >>11028248 >>11035146 >>11035199 >>11036028

>>11013104
The people who make these threads are the kinds of people who chose dead end majors like math or physics or electrical engineering. They can't find work in their dead end fields as such they take out their anger on CS majors who have a plethora of high paying job options.
To add insult to injury they claim they can do everything a CS major can yet they continuously fail in getting even the easiest software job.
As such their bitterness continuously builds up to the point where they lash out like children.

They can say all they want but the end result will remain the same. They will cry themselves to sleep filled with regret and envy while the CS major will be laughing all the way to the bank.
It's a good feel anon.
Come join us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 13:54:37 No.11016850 Report

Quoted By: >>11017656

>>11013422
Eh, I don't know. It's true that you make a lot of money, but you also have to study 3/5 years with the company of monkeys just so you move on to work in a cubicle with no human contact. Not that it's any different with math/physics/eng but it's not a life that seems that appealing for someone who isn't autistic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 14:19:36 No.11016896 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003419
CS majors don't even interested in their own field. Most of them crave for money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 14:54:02 No.11016987 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003997
>only a true schizoid will actually endure thousands upon thousands of legalese bullshit.
This, law school is one the biggest rip offs in education. You take on a quarter million dollar debt to go to a school that churns out about 1 jillion graduates per available job in the legal field. And if you're one of the few who actually does practice law, you can only get the positions that pay well right out of school if you went to a top-ranked school, were top of the class, and sucked everyone's dick while you were there. Most legal jobs are boring and are nothing like what they show on TV. And if you're one of the many who doesn't practice law, you're left with debt and a degree that's completely inapplicable outside of law. Thank fucking God I went against my parents' wishes for me to go to law school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 18:57:45 No.11017656 Report

Quoted By: >>11036056

>>11016850
Funny thing is I had a friend who was a bio major that hated it.
It was so competitive because everyone wanted to be a doctor to the point where it was difficult to make friends since everyone just saw you as a potential challenger.
Meanwhile in CS there was no competition whatsoever. Everyone knew there was enough great jobs for everyone and for CS socializing and networking was the norm. Funny how it works.
What sucks is there's almost no women, but you can still look for some outside if you're confident enough. Its really not hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 19:05:03 No.11017683 Report

Quoted By: >>11025582

>>11003531
UMass Lowell anon here. Google is visiting my university for some reason.

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Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 19:23:13 No.11017756 Report

Quoted By:

>>11013190

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 19:57:23 No.11017864 Report

Quoted By: >>11019575

>>11013422
>engineering
>dead-end
Not even an engineering major but come on this is ridiculous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 20:10:00 No.11017893 Report

Quoted By:

>>11011992
How did you get that position anon? My profs could have a need from programming but how would I ever know?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 20:29:58 No.11017942 Report

Quoted By:

>>11011992
Based

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Sep 2019 23:33:34 No.11018378 Report

Quoted By:

>>11007985
i'm west lafayette adjacent. what's up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 12:06:59 No.11019575 Report

Quoted By:

>>11017864
>he doesn't know
Anon, engineering is a dead end meme.
Check out any engineering general or Google any engineering community. You'll find half the people bitching that they can't find work.
Most settle for technician jobs in the hopes they will one day get something

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 16:20:20 No.11019986 Report

Quoted By: >>11020490 >>11020496 >>11020611 >>11020657

what's for people too stupid for CS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 19:47:22 No.11020486 Report

Quoted By:

>>11011695
do it for 5 hours every day after work for about 2 months

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 19:49:51 No.11020490 Report

Quoted By: >>11020496

>>11019986
math, engineering, and the rest of sciences desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 19:53:04 No.11020496 Report

Quoted By:

>>11019986
psychology, philosophy, history, other liberal arts
>>11020490
cope.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 20:35:53 No.11020611 Report

Quoted By: >>11022215

>>11019986
The people at my school who fail the exam needed to be a cs major generally go IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 30 Sep 2019 20:50:52 No.11020657 Report

Quoted By: >>11022055 >>11022100

>>11019986
Unironically math.
It's the major for people who are too stupid for real science or any applied subject so they choose the easy cookie cutter generic field they think will make them look smart.
Instead they end up as teachers with delusions of grandeur.
See /sci/ for proof.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:47:01 No.11022055 Report

Quoted By: >>11022100 >>11022218

>>11020657
/thread
Never fall for /sci/ memes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 04:58:07 No.11022086 Report

Quoted By: >>11022094

>>11013162
I was going to do a CS degree at UIUC, but the requirements to transfer in were a lot more than I'd invest in courses, so I opted for a Math degree while wheeling and dealing my own projects, get involved in CS-centered student organizations, etc. I've outcompeted a lot of CS majors for internships to popular companies, and from a pure ROI perspective was the best decision I've made.

Right now I'm brushing up on EE (ASP/DSP), but ideally I'd like to get into Aerospace at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:01:30 No.11022094 Report

Quoted By:

>>11022086
was meant to quote
>>11003499

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 05:02:49 No.11022100 Report

Quoted By: >>11023463

>>11020657
>>11022055
Lmao, you brainlets are just jealous of my $300k starting job prospects when I graduate (any job I want).

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 06:12:32 No.11022215 Report

Quoted By: >>11027444

>>11020611
UCF?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 06:13:53 No.11022218 Report

Quoted By: >>11023463

>>11022055
Cringe stop giving "advice" and confusing people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 06:16:15 No.11022221 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003493
jk bby, ily

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 13:51:42 No.11022839 Report

Quoted By: >>11023429 >>11024579

Is there a reason to do CS over CpE?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 15:22:41 No.11023022 Report

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CS is just software dev for people who are insecure about their intelligence, and prefer coding in C/C++/C#/Java because it looks more complex than python and makes them feel like a hacker. The actual meat of it, which is studying computation, is something none of them are interested in, they just want to hack for the nsa and make furry porn games

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:24:21 No.11023372 Report

Quoted By: >>11023390 >>11023454 >>11024603 >>11025072

>>11003419

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:25:53 No.11023378 Report

Quoted By:

computer science bad
cs majors stupid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:35:59 No.11023390 Report

Quoted By:

>>11023372
>mathematicians are being left in the dust by algorithms from the 90's and just sheer brute force

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:50:24 No.11023429 Report

Quoted By:

>>11022839
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:02:45 No.11023454 Report

Quoted By:

>>11023372
>doesn't show checkP
>implying data scientists code in js

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:08:44 No.11023463 Report

Quoted By:

>>11022100
>>11022218
And so they appear from the shadows

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:36:59 No.11024579 Report

Quoted By: >>11024590

>>11022839
Depends.
Do you want an in-depth education in CS or a half assed CS and half assed EE education?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:41:34 No.11024590 Report

Quoted By: >>11024742

>>11024579
a half assed EE education is unironically better than anything CS, you can easily learn the latter by yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:45:53 No.11024603 Report

Quoted By: >>11025468

>>11023372
What is Coq
What is PVS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:52:57 No.11024612 Report

Quoted By:

>>11006507
they're gonna end up really hurting you anon or you'll eventually try other drugs and its not worth the neurotoxicity, try to stop if you can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:58:16 No.11024621 Report

Quoted By:

I'll be lucky to make 6 digits even if I go get a PhD fuck microbiology. At least I can contribute to human health and research cool things lel fuck my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:01:01 No.11024629 Report

Quoted By:

>>11006507
>>11007108

You could take a vacation and go detox somewhere. You might notice a positive change in your life.

I love you anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:10:55 No.11024742 Report

Quoted By:

>>11024590
>cope
Even a full EE education doesn't compare to CS. EE is the weakest part of a CE education. Hell a half assed CS education is worth more than EE. Half assed CS will at least get you a job.

The fact is most STEM majors (except bio) can learn anything from any other STEM major. It's undergrad. No one is impressed by it.
What does happen is you learn things half assed. So what you think is "understanding CS" is actually a half assed understanding that will always make you a lackey taking orders from the CS Chad.
Enjoy learning another field half assed because your field was a dead end. Enjoy being a code monkey and being our bitch :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:23:24 No.11024766 Report

Quoted By:

can somone describe me the kind of people that post on this thread? Please do not give details about their smell

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:08:31 No.11024855 Report

Quoted By: >>11025573 >>11027346 >>11034068

>>11003419
CS major here, The salt of math majors subsist me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:36:01 No.11025072 Report

Quoted By:

>>11023372
Top panel: What I do in compsci
Bottom panel: What I also do in compsci

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 12:11:59 No.11025468 Report

Quoted By: >>11025578

>>11024603
gay virgin shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 12:50:28 No.11025545 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003463
CS is actually math without the religion of (set theoretical) platonism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 13:02:30 No.11025573 Report

Quoted By:

>>11024855
It's not all math majors, only arrogant ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 13:03:59 No.11025578 Report

Quoted By: >>11025699

>>11025468
Know when to shut your mouth when you get proven an arrogant ignorasmus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 13:05:02 No.11025582 Report

Quoted By:

>>11017683
they visited my shitty SUNY state school earlier this month, that means nothing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 13:55:05 No.11025699 Report

Quoted By:

>>11025578
gay virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:45:59 No.11026378 Report

Quoted By:

>>11007971
>Saying cringe in the current year 2019
Yikes

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 20:18:33 No.11026458 Report

Quoted By: >>11028521

>majored in computer science
>unemployable
>feel robbed of an education
>only classes I liked were math

I got the worst of both worlds. I go to bed crying every night. Holy fuck I hate my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 20:47:11 No.11026516 Report

Quoted By:

>>11011536
yes
I've actually done this . it is 100x better than CS work. holy fuck i regret my life

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 01:05:06 No.11027079 Report

Quoted By:

time to die

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 02:48:34 No.11027320 Report

Quoted By: >>11035193

>>11003419
There is literally nothing wrong with CS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:00:31 No.11027346 Report

Quoted By:

>>11024855
Based
Poke at their insecurities for maximum seethe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 04:18:02 No.11027444 Report

Quoted By:

>>11022215
Yeah, lol.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 04:55:24 No.11027489 Report

Quoted By: >>11027492 >>11028688 >>11030574

I'd been kicking myself for picking mechanical engineering instead of CS because I was interested in both. But the jobs are way more and better paying in CS

So apparently it's a good thing because I can learn CS on my own?

So far I'm as good as a first year CS guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 04:57:20 No.11027492 Report

Quoted By:

>>11027489
But first year CS guys are garbage. You’ll want to be at least a third year where real shit happens. Before that is just basics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 13:24:15 No.11028226 Report

Quoted By:

>>11007138
That is lower than almost everything except teaching though.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 13:41:24 No.11028248 Report

Quoted By:

>>11013422
>The people who make these threads are the kinds of people who chose dead end majors like math or physics or electrical engineering.
they are self-taught neets who learned to solve fizzbuzz and think they are hot shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 13:45:46 No.11028256 Report

Quoted By:

When I was the equivalent of an undergraduate in my country what interested me in cs was hardware.
Unfortunately there is barely any job in this field and electronical major tend to take the most interesting/selecting ones so I want for software developement instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 14:05:12 No.11028294 Report

Quoted By:

Crazy how ivy league freshman get 120k internships their first summer and I'm about to graduate from my shitty fucking faggot school after working my ass off for four years and couldn't get a single internship any summer and am now getting ghosted by HR Stacie's when applying for entry level codemonkey jobs.

I seriously wanna fucking kill myself

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 15:59:27 No.11028521 Report

Quoted By: >>11030576

>>11026458
>majored in computer science
>unemployable
You definitely did something wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 16:40:55 No.11028621 Report

Quoted By: >>11029571

>>11012241
I bet they pay you garbage that is why they even ask you

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 17:10:05 No.11028688 Report

Quoted By:

>>11027489
you too, huh?
I ended up majoring in ME and getting a minor in CS, since I went to a brand-name school people still get their panties wet at seeing "CS" and "[school]" in the same line.
I'm jealous of what my friends who majored in CS make, but I'm not jealous of having to code for a living instead of for fun and of having to live in the Bay Area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 22:43:17 No.11029571 Report

Quoted By:

>>11028621
Actually quants/CS researchers make buttloads of cash at coorps. Esp in the UK. The competition is steep though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 06:01:50 No.11030555 Report

Quoted By:

>>11005149
What qualifies a uni as a target school, ranked top 50 in the nation? 25? 15?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 06:09:42 No.11030574 Report

Quoted By:

>>11027489
wtf are you going on about? i live on the east coast and there are tons of ME jobs everywhere.

even people from shitty schools end up finding jobs easily.

i honestly think most ppl in here are lying about having engineering degrees or they live in the middle of nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 06:11:18 No.11030576 Report

Quoted By: >>11030663 >>11030781

>>11028521
You don't even need a CS degree to get a CS job. there are people without any college degree working CS jobs.

honestly, you're a retard if you major in CS. too many people with coding skills are competing for the same jobs and there are tons of jobs being outsourced.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 07:14:20 No.11030663 Report

Quoted By: >>11030781 >>11031975

>>11030576
>he thinks programming is the same thing as software developer/data scientist/etc.
You can get a shitty programming job without a CS degree but good look ever getting a decent software developing job without one. People who do CS don't want to do those shitty low paying hard working programming jobs from some shitty startup that might not be there next month. We instead let you dogs take them while your over inflated egos keep you from seeing how shit of a job you're working on. Meanwhile we take the actual good software development jobs. Feels good man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 08:33:34 No.11030781 Report

Quoted By: >>11031975

>>11030576
Some of us are actually going into fields that require you to know stuff (universities, computational physics labs, ML research, etc.). Not everyone wants to remain a brainlet like you and work a joyless 9-5 job.
>>11030663
>he thinks programming is the same thing as software developer/data scientist/etc.
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 19:29:53 No.11031975 Report

Quoted By: >>11032198 >>11032944 >>11034036 >>11034793

>>11030663
>>11030781

no one wants to hire CS majors unless they can't find anybody else.

CS majors are retarded and employers know that. physics, math and engineering majors do a much better job at data science and all those other sophisticated jobs you're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 20:51:37 No.11032198 Report

Quoted By: >>11035444

>>11031975
From bad schools, probably.
From good schools it doesn’t matter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:07:44 No.11032243 Report

Quoted By:

If I is the intelligence of OP then $\sum{I}=0[\math]$

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:10:57 No.11032247 Report

Quoted By: >>11032310

>>11003419
I wish I had done CS instead of washing these stupid glasswares in this stupid lab.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:11:09 No.11032248 Report

Quoted By:

$\sum{I}$

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 21:29:19 No.11032310 Report

Quoted By:

>>11032247
What are you in for? Chemistry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 04 Oct 2019 22:53:00 No.11032549 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003486
i left cs for ee after realizing this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 01:42:52 No.11032944 Report

Quoted By: >>11033983

>>11031975
Yes anon, that's why all those job listings from top companies like Google and Amazon explicitly state they want CS majors. Because they really only want math majors.
top kek how delusional can you get.
Enjoy your shitty programming job at a startup that won't be there in a month :)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 14:31:05 No.11033963 Report

Quoted By:

>>11013162
Anon, I’m in math and CS as a double major - companies don’t give shit so long as you have projects, experience, and a reasonable amount of rigor in your program. Math is not something that is valued out of a bachelors like CS is just because of practicum. If you think companies are somehow more wowed by your ability to prove that esoteric metric spaces are compact, then you’re wrong lmao. This is of course fairly tragic because I like analysis and theoretical CS, both of which are best studied in academia

Also one can “study CS” on the side in the capacity of doing projects and getting basic knowledge, but studying CS is just an exercise in solving hard problems. It’s so easy to double major and go for the hard theory courses if your uni is decent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 14:45:11 No.11033983 Report

Quoted By: >>11037002

>>11032944
They don't explicitly state that. You're just spouting bs. Google is known for having a lot of people from non cs backgrounds in software development roles. Here's what I found in minimum requirements for Google:
>Minimum qualifications:
>BS degree in Computer Science, similar technical field of study or equivalent practical experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 15:28:25 No.11034036 Report

Quoted By: >>11034199

>>11031975
>CS majors are retarded
I agree with this premise
>physics, math and engineering majors do a much better job
Except they don’t LOL. The hilarious part is that none of these majors, on average, can actually proceed through with the easiest set of interview questions. CS undergrads aren’t much better, but engineering curricula teach you way more about having a toolkit of readymade math to apply to problems rather than to sit down and solve them out. I’ve seen physics kiddies blown out after they can’t reason their way out of a basic graph problem because the problem extends beyond their familiarity, and physics undergrads have the bad engineering habit of treating integrals and differentials like they’re the only type of math that matters. Math majors often come closest or match what’s needed, but they also have a massive inability to see that solving problems in industry comes down to solving problems that have no major benefits from formalizing them. That is, they tend to lack organization and teamwork skills. Now, CS majors aren’t much better in any of these categories - often they aren’t, but we should stop pretending like any single stem major has a strong grasp on software development as a field over CS students because the truth is that everyone likes to act like hot shit before they have you bust out the whiteboard and solve with proof in the interview room. Yes, entry level software positions don’t ask much for brainpower, but it we’re talking cream of the crop jobs, being able to solve problems under pressure is a staple of those interviews.

I will say, the subset of tryhard math/CS and math/phys double majors who do all the honors stuff are people who I feel are getting a “complete” degree. Those tracks complement each other very very well, and you can now groan and moan about having as much work as an engineering major, if not more. At least, my homework sets in both majors tend to keep me up longer than my engineering friends

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 15:45:39 No.11034062 Report

Quoted By:

>>11003419
Lol there’s a major difference between CS majors doing a degree for a codemonkey job and CS majors who are research lads doing computational topology, graphics, etc, etc. Theres a reason why CS majors from all walks and subdisciplines are in ridiculously high demand. Take a look at the Stanford graphics group page for their work. Look at any theory groups. Yes codemonkeys are stupid, but can we stop pretending that CS = codemonkeying now, or can we at least stop pretending to hate something that has active nontrivial research presence in stem?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 15:49:40 No.11034068 Report

Quoted By:

>>11024855
I'm a math major and this is thread is laughable. The two fields (CS and maths) are perfectly compatible and frequently borrow ideas from one another. I have the suspicion that the people actually hating on CS are those from low rank unis who started regretting their decision to study Maths because they know what the future will look like for them. As I'm studying in a top 5 uni in the world, this is not an issue for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 16:58:03 No.11034199 Report

Quoted By: >>11034309

>>11034036
>Try hards that do all the honors stuff
Hey that's me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 17:54:44 No.11034309 Report

Quoted By:

>>11034199
Hey anon don’t worry, that’s me too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 21:15:47 No.11034793 Report

Quoted By: >>11035712

>>11031975
Why are so many CS majors getting hired directly out of college? Why do they comprise so much of the software world, even in the highest positions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 21:18:00 No.11034800 Report

Quoted By: >>11034843

>>11003515
>>11003506
Is this Bachelors or Masters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 21:31:46 No.11034843 Report

Quoted By:

>>11034800
It’s an exaggeration. It’s not uncommon for CS/EECS to break 6 figures at the entry position (think around 95k plus bonus in cryptography, HPC, etc), but 150k is basically only financial sector money with appropriate experience, as far as early level / near entry level goes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 23:32:40 No.11035146 Report

Quoted By: >>11035199

>>11013422
This
t. doing math major while onsifering doing cs on my last year so i dont have to deal with the college commies and dont stsrve to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 23:49:49 No.11035193 Report

Quoted By: >>11035217

>>11027320
Except for the toddler level coursework

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 05 Oct 2019 23:52:20 No.11035199 Report

Quoted By:

>>11013422
>>11035146
Those fields aren’t dead ends, but I do agree that it’s the bitterness of choosing a path with barrier to entry and seeing those who have much easier access to a high salary. I’m one of the above anons doing a double major in math and CS. I really do think it’s
1) the rest of stem barely knows the subfields of CS or what it entails
2) they mistake the field emerging from the math and physics departments in the 70s as “any researcher in those fields can do CS research.” You can contribute to any field you please given time - but CS has grown ridiculously to the point where you can’t really have a group of other researchers “bestow” insight. At this point, research is highly nontrivial
3) poor, grant based academic CS research exists in spades - not everyone is in it for the cash
4) your intro courses into programming and basic architecture do not comprise what CS “is.” If you seek out nontrivial undergrad CS, you will find it (provided you don’t go to a toilet of a school)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 00:00:12 No.11035217 Report

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>>11035193
I agree that CS majors struggling with basic induction is stupid, but I really wouldn’t call optimized cases of graph isomorphism “toddler’s work.” That was just one part of an algorithms class in undergrad. The problem is that when you have a lot of people in the major, you have to do one of a few options
1) drop everyone who doesn’t have a base level of competency
2) make your program easier
3) make unofficial tracks that give worse students an out, but make required classes easier so they can pass and give you money

The problem is that CS programs choose 3. So if you wanna take complexity, compiler theory, and randomized algorithms where they don’t hold back on analysis, most schools will oblige, but most students will fuck off into a 3rd semester of codemonkeying in Python instead. It’s a shame, but it’s easily remedied by taking a double major in math and taking the big dick CS classes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 00:12:58 No.11035244 Report

Quoted By: >>11036021

>>11003486
Exactly, which is why CS is completely filled to the brim with passionless lardasses and why employers have to waste so much fucking time with scheduling interviews for them to be fizzbuzz'ed.

Also, >>11013276 is not hyperbole but what happens when one slips through the cracks and gets hired (usually because of quotas). The worst thing is not them being paid while they do no work, but when they do "do work" and the horrible code commits that fuck everything up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 01:55:16 No.11035444 Report

Quoted By: >>11035712

>>11032198
yeah yeah yeah, with the exception of maybe top 25 schools, CS majors are retarded everywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 03:59:39 No.11035712 Report

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>>11035444
Then why is this true: >>11034793 ? I agree that you that CS majors are dumb, but I propose they are no dumber than your average stem student going into the workforce in any meaningful way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:39:28 No.11036021 Report

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>>11035244
>scheduling interviews for them to be fizzbuzz'ed.
How could anybody with the qualifications to get to the interview stage even fail a fizzbuzz test? It can literally be done in 1 minute on a calculator

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:43:49 No.11036028 Report

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>>11013422
>Doing CS right now instead of math because of this
I regret it often, but I know I'd regret the other way around more

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 06:52:08 No.11036056 Report

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>>11017656
>but you can still look for some outside if you're confident enough
clubs, basically
joining a club is probably the easiest way to meet women, from that point on it's just a matter of picking out the one you like and wooing her
you gotta move fast though, your best option is freshmen (freshwomen?) at the beginning of the fall semester
college life corrupts girls really fucking quick, if you don't lock them down fast they'll be taken for a ride and soiled before you get anywhere close

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 07:20:09 No.11036113 Report

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>>11009762
Comic not at all accurate

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 13:30:45 No.11036704 Report

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>>11011992
This is more programming and implementation than CS. CS researchers do the actual math and science as well - the citations don’t lie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 13:32:27 No.11036708 Report

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>>11012037
I’ve legitimately never heard of any EE department getting loads more funding than CS. CS research grants are fat and take care of you. Hell, systems CS researchers and many EE researchers tend to use grants more or less in the same way

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 13:39:31 No.11036722 Report

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>>11012833
>sipser
Sipser is really easy but informative, and it prepares you for really hard stuff in recursive theory. Good reference book, super clear explanations so that when you get to terser texts about TM’s (like Arora and barak’s book), you have a good resource to fall back on
>CLRS
CLRS has a lot of good nontrivial problems past the initial chapters. It’s not as easy as it looks - especially since the best algorithms come down to looking at the basic facts in a very clever way. So understanding the content might be easy, but actually using it to prove correctness or bounds, or to devise nontrivial solutions with it is similar to how I was able to read any chapter in Rudin and understand most of the content as a passive reader, but the problems took me a while to get through.
>Concrete math
Everything from chapter 5 onward contains hard problems in number theory, combinatorics, and analysis - and it’s supposed to be a sophomore level text (at least I think it should be). I dunno what you’re on about anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 13:41:27 No.11036726 Report

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>>11012216
Dude I wanna do research, and I’ve known I wanna do research since forever, but you cannot begrudge people for having different interests within the same subject. Quite frankly, just because someone wants to go into industry doesn’t mean their interest in stem - be it engineering, physics, chemistry, etc - is somehow invalidated. They have their priorities and career goals, and you have yours. Anything else you might have in your head is unwarranted self importance and self aggrandizing thoughts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 16:09:37 No.11037002 Report

Quoted By: >>11037127 >>11037350

>>11033983
Yeah, the minimum qualification is a CS degree.
Math doesn't even make the minimum requirement.
Again, enjoy that shitty startup job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 16:23:27 No.11037033 Report

Quoted By: >>11037127

>>11012216
When there is a way to do research that doesn't involve working at a kike university to write for a kike journal, I'll be interested

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 16:57:26 No.11037127 Report

Quoted By: >>11038069

>>11037002
I’ve seen math majors in places. It’s just that they don’t have any particular advantages against CS majors - nobody has been able to refute that CS majors have a lot of really good opportunities in hard to obtain jobs
>>11037033
The anon you’re talking to is stupid, but
>muh Jewish academic cabal
needs to die, especially since CS academia is way more Indian and Chinese than it is Jewish

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 19:04:31 No.11037350 Report

Quoted By: >>11038069

>>11037002
It's not, retard. Can't you read?
>similar technical field of study or equivalent practical experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 19:16:47 No.11037379 Report

Quoted By: >>11038399

is this the math teacher general?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:18:58 No.11037523 Report

Quoted By: >>11037812

from my experience, math and programming complement each other very well, however i have to admit, it feels like programming is basically using things without knowing why they are true

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 22:15:58 No.11037812 Report

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>>11037523
I mean that’s why you do books in CS like concrete mathematics and analytic combinatorics, so you know your big brain solutions actually work. Even though math is interesting for its own sake, there’s a practicum in math that I feel you should look into if you really care about the correctness of nontrivial results

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 22:20:48 No.11037824 Report

Quoted By: >>11037848

isn't programming, like, virtual engineering?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 22:31:35 No.11037848 Report

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>>11037824
Software engineering is a subset of software development. The problem is that the industry doesn't separate technician's work to get basic frontend work done and actual software engineering - so you'll have a lot of subpar programmers who work on the most basic web solutions calling themselves engineers, meanwhile cryptosystem designers, systems and OS designers, and people in HPC who do the actual engineering work tend to get their title diluted in with literal idiots. CS and programming are two different entities entirely

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:17:37 No.11037916 Report

Quoted By: >>11038037

>>11007156
Do you plan to go back to graduate school? I can't imagine a career where you will end up hating your coworkers for being normies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:29:29 No.11038037 Report

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>>11037916
Maybe. I may choose to self educate instead. Gonna work for some time first. I'm not very hateful. Plus I am looking forward to finally being able to get my own place, having money, more freedom, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:35:05 No.11038043 Report

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>>11003702
it's because we're currently on that thing called economic expansion (that is, right before a recession), so money flows to where it is not needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:36:42 No.11038047 Report

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>>11003892
desu Java, C++ and C have fairly similar syntax

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:53:21 No.11038069 Report

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>>11037350
So if they prefer math majors why do they explicitly ask for CS majors my low IQ friend?
Surely it would be
>BS degree in Math, similar technical field of study or equivalent practical experience.
Why is it not like that at all anon? Really makes you think. It's almost like they prefer CS majors or something.

>>11037127
I'm trying to get him seethe anon. No need to take it seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:20:48 No.11038399 Report

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>>11037379
Found the /g/ tourist

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 07:05:53 No.11038623 Report

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>>11007985
Sophomore comp E here in Lafayette, boiler up

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 11:58:12 No.11039083 Report

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Hello. I am in CS and I have a higher IQ than anyone in this thread.

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