>>10998682i actually think that mike tyson in his prime would've decked a gorilla. i don't think you have a very good conception of how absolutely terrifying, ruthless, and powerful human beings are. we may be slower and often weaker, but we are so much smarter.
mike tyson at his prime was wired the fuck up, extremely fast, and could've probably shattered bones with each of his blows if he wasn't wearing gloves. he was 218 pounds.
an average gorilla is 350 pounds. that's not an enormous difference, and gorillas aren't trained combatants that hone their skills with the aid of nutritionists or coaches. they're not particularly intelligent, either, and i think when faced with overwhelming, directed force, they'd back down pretty quick. they're strong, but i'm confident that if mike tyson had wanted to beat a gorilla's face into nothing, he would've been able to. he'd probably come out with a whole lot of wounds, but he'd have won, i reckon.
you ought to remember that we were evolved to get into fights with animals much, much larger than we are.