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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 18:34:06 2019 No.10996970 View Reply Original Report

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what's the scientific method to acquire a girlfriend?

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:43:40 No.10997009 Report

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>>10996970
Applied Stockholm syndrome.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:44:23 No.10997010 Report

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>>10996970
I started with a large sample and tested for response, then picked the best of those with the largest response. I've been with her for a decade.

But you'll probably die alone because you're a dirty frogposter

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:44:31 No.10997011 Report

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:50:49 No.10997036 Report

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The mating strategy of women is "alpha fux, beta bux". In their younger years, they want an alpha male with a muscular body and a 12-inch dick. In their later years, they want a beta male who will spend money on them.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:51:59 No.10997042 Report

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>>10996970
Be attractive

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:56:07 No.10997052 Report

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>>10997036
Tfw muscular body, 9 inch dick, and balding at 25 :(

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:56:34 No.10997053 Report

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>>10996970
scientifically speaking, just follow this algorithm:
>find a girl you like
>talk to her
>ask her out
>if she says no, go back to the first step. if she says yes, go on a date with her
>date her till she is your girlfriend or loses interest
>repeat (if necessary) till girlfriend is acquired

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:57:21 No.10997055 Report

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Buying a sex doll

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:57:28 No.10997056 Report

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>>10997042
no idea what womyn find attractive, they are so contradictory

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 18:59:33 No.10997064 Report

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>>10996970
You take charge.

Everyone hates thinking and hates responsibility. So basically become their new parent. This requires money and strength tho, so I suppose start with getting rich and strong.

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:20:30 No.10997121 Report

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Just bee ur self

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:24:17 No.10997137 Report

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>>10997121
this

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Anonymous Mon 23 Sep 2019 19:27:51 No.10997155 Report

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>>10996970
>work on yourself first until you're happy
>don't be dumb, educate yourself about various topics
>do not be desperate, relax, don't pressure yourself into finding a girl
Did this and never had to look for a girlfriend again. No searching anymore, only finding. Dick size doesn't matter (unless it's tiny), stability does. Be a stable person with interesting stories and character traits.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2019 04:17:19 No.10998415 Report

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2019 04:20:06 No.10998429 Report

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Be an attractive and controlling asshole and lie about your past sexual experience and economic standing.

Then give zero fucks about her well-being either emotionally or sexually. Only lie to her about how much she means to you when she makes any moves to leave but make sure you backhand it about how she's lucky to have you because she's an unlovable bitch who will be alone if she left.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2019 04:21:07 No.10998432 Report

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>>10996970
Just be yourself.

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Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2019 04:21:29 No.10998434 Report

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>>10996970

Find a young girl, dazzle her with the ability to drive and buy useless shit.

Tell her how much more mature and smarter she is than all of her friends, which are just jealous of her, and how her family doesn't understand her the way you do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 24 Sep 2019 04:23:44 No.10998442 Report

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>>10998434
would work but I am way more autistic than any younger girl
I can't drive legally, I'm probably weaker than her and I can't even afford the useless shit I buy
girls are fucking scary man

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