>all vertebrates will have around the same number of heartbeats in their entire lifetime
>therefore, animals with faster heartbeats (like mice) tend to have shorter lives than animals with slower heartbeats (like turtles)
>exercising at the gym raises your heartbeat significantly, reducing the number of beats you have left in your life
>mfw going to the gym LITERALLY takes years off of my life
And exercise is supposed to be good for me... why?
>therefore, animals with faster heartbeats (like mice) tend to have shorter lives than animals with slower heartbeats (like turtles)
>exercising at the gym raises your heartbeat significantly, reducing the number of beats you have left in your life
>mfw going to the gym LITERALLY takes years off of my life
And exercise is supposed to be good for me... why?
