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Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 23:59:22 2019 No.10973597 View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 02:57:22 No.10973965 Report

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>>10973597
Can you imagine if we actually did physics like this? Phew, thank science reason prevails!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:29:11 No.10974021 Report

Quoted By: >>10974030 >>10974054

>>10973597
>develop a theory that is by far the most accurate theory ever devised
>it predicts basically everything we encounter with extraordinary precision
>except it doesnt predict what goes on the exotic reaches of the cosmos
>we amend the theory to accommodate this
Oh wow geez how terrible

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:32:59 No.10974030 Report

Quoted By: >>10974032 >>10974033

>>10974021
>exotic reaches
>said to be all around us, and 80% of all mass

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:33:55 No.10974032 Report

Quoted By: >>10974386

>>10974030
Okay so it's more like 1+1=10

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:33:58 No.10974033 Report

Quoted By: >>10974081

>>10974030
You are welcome to develop a theory that predicts dark matter and energy AND has the precision of GR.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:35:28 No.10974038 Report

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>>10973597

Based

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:45:53 No.10974054 Report

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>>10974021
The least retarded fabrication is still a fabrication dood

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 03:57:12 No.10974081 Report

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>>10974033
I don’t think anyone doubts GR’s successes. What I dislike is making things up that we haven’t observed to fit the theory.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 06:11:25 No.10974301 Report

Quoted By: >>10974327

>>10974054
All physical theories are a fabrication, my mentally stunted friend

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 06:13:00 No.10974303 Report

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>>10974081
But we have observed dark energy and mass. The theory doesnt predict them, yet we can see they are there. You have it exactly backwards.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 06:47:13 No.10974327 Report

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>>10974301
That's the problem. If you claim something about material reality and you can't demonstrate it, it's just bunk, though possibly elegant bunk.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 06:49:37 No.10974331 Report

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>>10974327
I dont know what you're talking about. All elements of GR have been thouroughly verified by experiment. The problem is that it does not predict dark matter on its own, yet we clearly observe it. If you can resolve this problem, you will probably win a nobel prize.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:17:41 No.10974367 Report

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>>10974303
Lol. No, we haven’t observed them at all. We’ve observed the effects according to the theory of X which should have certain attributes.
Show me this supposed observation. It’s all just interpreting what we observe according to GR.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:19:14 No.10974371 Report

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>>10974367
We have observed some WIMPS and MACHOs though.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:24:35 No.10974376 Report

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Thread derailed.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:32:59 No.10974386 Report

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>>10974032
so in binary "1"+"1"="11" (3)

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:34:23 No.10974389 Report

Quoted By: >>10974391 >>10974737

>>10974376
Who is the guy who isn't the Unabomber?

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:35:56 No.10974391 Report

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>>10974389
feel free to leave any time newfag

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:38:07 No.10974393 Report

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>>10974391
What's a newfag?

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:45:18 No.10974404 Report

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>>10974393
(You)

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:48:44 No.10974406 Report

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>>10974404
What does (you) mean?

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 07:58:14 No.10974411 Report

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>>10974406
That’s just english anon.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 08:09:15 No.10974426 Report

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>>10974411
It looks like it's already english to me

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 08:56:57 No.10974531 Report

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>>10974426
You are a true masterbaiter

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 09:20:31 No.10974582 Report

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smallest thing in universe. im satan/tiny penis 616 science joke<<<<<<<<<<< you wouldnt get it

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 09:22:29 No.10974589 Report

Quoted By: >>10974621

>>10974531
Can you just tell me the dude's name so I don't have to lurk for a fucking year for it to come up again?

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 09:33:21 No.10974621 Report

Quoted By: >>10974638

>>10974589

Its some weird fucking polish sounding name. Just look up the unab... HAHA! You almost got me there! You wanted me to spell out a word that would automatically have me flagged as a terro....WELL FUCK! YOU ALMOST GOT ME AGAIN! Well played, but not quite fast enough for my lightening reflexes. You will have to sharpen your game before you get the FBI/CIA/SS dragging me off for interrogation in some dark basement full of towels and buckets of water.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 09:39:58 No.10974638 Report

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>>10974621
I asked for the other guy's name. You don't know who he is, do you anon?

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 09:46:28 No.10974644 Report

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>use numerical model to predict experimental results
>breddy gud
>the numerical model has weird artifacts that are also predicted by the same logic
>numerical models aren't perfect

wowowow

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 10:51:30 No.10974737 Report

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>>10974389
Grothendieck

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 11:01:29 No.10974748 Report

Quoted By: >>10974786

just gone and drank a cool glass of h20 hahahaha

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 11:22:25 No.10974786 Report

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>>10974748
Bazinga

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 11:26:05 No.10974792 Report

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 13:05:52 No.10975002 Report

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>>10974371
Cope

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