how are geese so fucking efficient? they literally are fat fucks, yet they’re strong enough to fly their fat asses, with the endurance to go hundreds of miles, all while shitting all over the place and going “honk honk” fucking constantly. and they eat a diet of fucking grass!!!

how do they do it? a non-lard-laden drone only has an hour or so of battery life and doesn’t need to extract its calories from GRASS. i can’t even eat enough salad to feel full.

what is the goose’s sekret?