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It is indeed a great and terrible tragedy that most of the time the precious nutrients contained in our urine is so needlessly flushed away.
But there is hope. Here is a tip for those who have a yard but not enough privacy to naturally fertilize your lawn or garden.
Piss into a container with a screw lid until its full. Then store it. If necessary label it with some description that would not arouse curiosity or suspicion on the part of anyone happening to discover it by accident. For example 2 liter bleach containers, or 2 liter milk bottles which you label as "seaweed fertilizer" or something appropriate to your situation. Now purchase a big hand held watering can. The bigger the better. Just a cheap plastic one will do. Now when you are ready grab some bottles of urine, go outside and mix your precious urine with an equal amount of water from your garden hose. Then proceed to "water" your garden.
Protip, best times to do this is just before sunset on any day, anytime on cloudy days and rainy days. Avoid applying in the middle of the day if its hot and dry, although you can mitigate this if you have a conventional sprinkler keeping the lawns and garden moist.
You should not get any smell because of the dilution with water. Anyone curious you can just explain you are using a lawn and garden fertilizer. You would be surprised how well this goes down, as its so mundane. But if you get someone asking about the source then just tell them something, like a friend ( your penis) makes a concentrate from organic materials and gives you some. Whatever.
I did this for a year and my lawns turned a brilliant green and became rich and lush. I am really proud of it. Never once any smell, but I do make sure I only apply it when the ground is sufficiently moist. I had one old guy stop and admire them and ask if I was applying a fertilizer, to which I simply replied "yes" with no further questions about exactly what I was applying.
