>>10965856The bellybutton smells like an asshole because ichthyosperm is a living thing. This is why it can smell. It makes sense!
This is so exciting!
You look like a guy with a little bit of a bellybutton that's about to get a big, fat boner. You're so excited to see your best friend. You've been thinking about this all day! You're going to be the first.
Maybe your best friend is a girl. There's that!
And then:
Then her ass smells like an asshole
Now your best friend is going to be an asshole and you're going to be so happy. You are a very happy dude. I am happy for you (and your best friend). We love you both.
Now all of that was a little too obvious for me. Why does your best friend smell like an asshole? We've already covered the obvious answer here. Let's consider the next one.
I hate my best friend because she smells like an asshole
Maybe your best friend is a guy
