>>10965129*Go home dejected for never working in academia, but get over it eventually*
*You go on, so succesful as an academic writer, that you contract terminal syphillis and herpes by sleeping with your many academic half japanese groupies, pass it on to your mother giving her a kiss on the cheek on thanksgiving, and die*
*I become an independent self-certified gigantic microwave antennae and magnetron designer, and conquer from Sudan to the southern coast of Cioe d'Ivoire. My generals, DiQueryius Pardonaltifis and Siberius Bonx, build up a tangible empire trading palm oils, coconut, and dyed cotton.*
*My 44 daughters are named by for loop:,
for (uint i = 0; i < Daughters.COUNT; ++i)
{
if (i <= 26)
Daughters
.setName("Nazi" + Alphabet);
else Daughters.setName(Alphabet + "itler");
}
*
*I fuck your daughter's mother*