>>10963180A nigger, a Jew and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always-flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.
“You wanna come back to our place?” the nigger asks the faggot. “You can toss my Mexican friend’s rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend’s wart-and-pimple covered penis while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole.”
“Literally nothing in the world would make me happier, “ says the faggot. “But first I need to ask /sci/ how to keep evil spirits away from my house. It’ll just take a sec.”