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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 01:56:45 2019 No.10962983 View Reply Original Report

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PUBLISHING TIME AHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHFHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGGGG

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 02:02:45 No.10962996 Report

Quoted By: >>10963033

thesis papers are so fucking long
does a 600 page thesis actually contribute anything or is it just a requirement for PhD

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 02:09:12 No.10963008 Report

Quoted By: >>10963036

Are you currently thinking that homophobics are currenly trying to embarass you on 4chan in front of extraterrestrials? Why would you want to try to make your individual problems a problem of others? Do you think that extraterrestrials read and protocol 4chan and make up their opinions about you after having read the posts? Do you often try to communicate with these indirectly while making posts which would allude to meta-comment? Do you think that aliens don't know about sowjet technology and do you think that you would be important enough to be compared to an average extraterrestrial?

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 02:22:24 No.10963033 Report

Quoted By: >>10963038

>>10962996
99.9% are forgotten

publish the papers to get your h-index for the bean counters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 02:23:26 No.10963036 Report

Quoted By: >>10963685

>>10963008
>Are you currently thinking
you are not paid to think, you are paid to meet the proposal objectives

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 02:24:14 No.10963038 Report

Quoted By: >>10963045

>>10963033
But I want to do actually important research so if I don't publish a thesis good enough to get at least dozens of citations I'm fucked.

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 02:26:58 No.10963045 Report

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>>10963038
1. work hard and love your project and endeavor
2. find a super old advisor who is established but not desperate to graduate students and publish papers
3. some (or a lot) of luck

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:09:31 No.10963386 Report

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>NSERC application time
>just finished off a (semi-)major project, so supervisor wants to move on to other stuff
>wants me to write up a proposal for a new original research within the month
>mfw

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 11:26:39 No.10963685 Report

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>>10963036

Do you think that it's a good idea to pray on 4chan while writing down as magical spells defined prayers which should impress extraterrestrials?

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