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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 20:03:20 2019 No.10959488 View Reply Original Report

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>sacrificed the prime years of my life studying in order to get a PhD
>people still don't call me "doctor"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 20:06:32 No.10959492 Report

Quoted By: >>10961543

>>10959488
Awww. Are you not smart? People usually go out of their way to call PhDs who are smart doctor, and don't mention it to those who aren't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 20:47:13 No.10959597 Report

Quoted By: >>10965870

Start wearing a lab coat and take a stethoscope everywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 21:06:27 No.10959647 Report

Quoted By: >>10961791

>>10959488
>sacrificing prime years of your life
Kek I'm gonna start my bachelor's in physics when I hit 25-26. Academia is literally for early retirement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 21:59:41 No.10959772 Report

Quoted By: >>10960171 >>10960847 >>10961721 >>10961774 >>10961812 >>10962375 >>10965879 >>10966558

So did you only study when you were 3, 5, 7, 11, 13...? Sounds slow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 22:40:02 No.10959920 Report

Quoted By: >>10960154 >>10961450 >>10961950

>>10959488
nobody calls new PhD's doctor unless you're a postdoc teaching a class to undergrads. really the main perk is calling any random professor you meet by their first name. and then when undergrads or baby grad students come to ask you questions along the lines of "Professor Susskind said blah blah, wat do?" you go "Well, Lenny probably blah blah." and then they look at you like *oh fuck this guy is on a first name basis with Professor Susskind* (even if you have never met Lenny)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 23:49:46 No.10960154 Report

Quoted By: >>10960164 >>10961950

>>10959920
I usually hold tenured professors on higher regard than just a PhD, so i ask if it's ok to call them their first name even though i am also technically a "doctor".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 23:52:31 No.10960164 Report

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>>10960154
i would agree for emeritus professors, since their only purpose in life is to be that old respectable dude, but if you’re a postdoc talking to a tenured research professor, then you need to act like you’re their colleague since otherwise they will treat you like a slave grad student if you grovel at their feet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 23:54:02 No.10960171 Report

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>>10959772
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 23:56:57 No.10960181 Report

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I get called Doctor by interns and students. My colleagues call me by my first name unless it's a formal setting or they are introducing me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 04:04:42 No.10960841 Report

Quoted By: >>10960956 >>10961728 >>10962663

doesn't it only make sense if you are in a medical or allied medical field

I call my psychology professors doctor... but the computer science ones (usually wearign a fucking t shirt) get the first name

in my field many of them actually have MD's as well

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 04:06:20 No.10960847 Report

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>>10959772

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 04:23:15 No.10960875 Report

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>>10959488

Should have gotten your Phd in medical research....

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 05:12:04 No.10960956 Report

Quoted By: >>10961119 >>10963406

>>10960841
>I call my psychology professors doctor
Psychology is not a legitimate medical field, is not legitimate science, and Psychologists are not doctors. Sorry kid, nothing personnel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 05:16:40 No.10960966 Report

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>>10959488
>>sacrificed the prime years of my life studying in order to get a PhD

i did so as well but i still don't have a PhD, thanks in part to my shithead advisor

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 05:51:33 No.10961040 Report

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>>10959488
Just practice combinatorics and sperg real life counting people will think you are genius

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 06:45:18 No.10961119 Report

Quoted By: >>10963460

>>10960956
so...psychologists with MD's doing medical research council funded fundamental neuroscience are neither scientists nor doctors?

what about all those psychologists with nobel prizes in medicine/physiology?

hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 12:38:50 No.10961450 Report

Quoted By: >>10961592

>>10959920
>teaching baby calculus class
>students call me "doctor" and "professor"
>I'm the ta

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 14:04:54 No.10961543 Report

Quoted By: >>10963516

>>10959492
>people refer to phds as doctor
No they dont you underage freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 14:44:57 No.10961592 Report

Quoted By: >>10961863

>>10961450
>senior level engineering course
>prof. is an older gentleman, a tenured PhD who also has a couple decades of experience in industry
>"Hello class you can call me [firstname]"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 15:15:49 No.10961644 Report

Quoted By: >>10964274

>>10959488
peptides boner pills and a hairline refresh and you can drop 10 years in look so you can date someone that's immature

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:00:53 No.10961721 Report

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>>10959772
Based and primepilled.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:05:43 No.10961728 Report

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>>10960841
The term doctor was initially used for PhDs, but the medical industry, like the corrupt niggers they are, stole the term.

sm Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:08:40 No.10961734 Report

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if you're sad over not being called a doctor for your PhD, do some serious self-introspection.

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:25:01 No.10961774 Report

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>>10959772

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:34:17 No.10961791 Report

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>>10959647
>Academia is literally for early retirement.
can't wait to spend a whole 30 years not working

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:35:33 No.10961793 Report

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>>10959488
“It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much.”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:43:55 No.10961812 Report

Quoted By: >>10961866 >>10965879

>>10959772
What about 2?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 16:57:13 No.10961834 Report

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>>10959488
Call them a racist bigot for not using your proper pronoun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 17:12:14 No.10961863 Report

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>>10961592
I didn't ask them to do it. In fact, I've repeatedly told them to not call me doctor or professor but they're still too shy to call me by my first name so they ended up calling me Mr. Lastname

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 17:15:12 No.10961866 Report

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>>10961812
I don't know. Maybe he was an odd baby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 18:02:39 No.10961950 Report

Quoted By: >>10962016 >>10962409

>>10959488
What wouldn't be considered 'sacrificing he prime years of your life'? Being a wageslave? Being a neet?
>>10959920
>>10960154
I have been calling every professor by first name since undergrad. Only a cuck wouldn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 18:33:56 No.10962016 Report

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>>10961950
>cuck
/pol/ is leaking again

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 21:19:20 No.10962375 Report

Quoted By: >>10962392 >>10965879

>>10959772
Forgot 0 and 2.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 21:27:46 No.10962392 Report

Quoted By: >>10962535

>>10962375
>0

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 21:30:35 No.10962404 Report

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>>10959488
You will call me Lord one day. Although you worship Helene today, and her helper George, one day you will see make them eat logs of shit, and you will beg forgiveness, but I won't hear you and you will go to hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 21:34:12 No.10962409 Report

Quoted By: >>10962576

>>10961950
>What wouldn't be considered 'sacrificing he prime years of your life
Being employed in a decent job

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 22:34:23 No.10962535 Report

Quoted By: >>10962640 >>10963189

>>10962392
Zero is a prime.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 22:53:51 No.10962576 Report

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>>10962409
So it's being a wageslave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 22:57:24 No.10962579 Report

Quoted By: >>10962610 >>10962659 >>10962666 >>10962686

>>10959488
You, americans, are so superficial. There is not a single country except yours that use "doctor" to address to someone with a PhD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 23:10:43 No.10962610 Report

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>>10962579
In most countries it's actually illegal to call someone "Doctor" unless they're an actual medical doctor. Americans like to feel smart and special so they make people call them doctor if they have a Philosophical Doctorate in Gender Studies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 23:23:09 No.10962640 Report

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>>10962535
le epic trole XDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 23:34:16 No.10962659 Report

Quoted By: >>10967019 >>10967895

>>10962579
Eastern yurop here, we do that also.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 23:38:00 No.10962663 Report

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>>10960841
>doesn't it only make sense if you are in a medical or allied medical field
no

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 23:39:32 No.10962666 Report

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>>10962579
retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 23:50:38 No.10962686 Report

Quoted By: >>10962689 >>10964249

>>10962579
Not only is that wrong, but in some countries you get a "Doctor" for each of your PhDs. If you're a woman in those countries you get a "Doctor" for your husband's PhDs too. For example, if you have two PhDs then you're "Doctor Doctor Whatshertits" and if you marry a dude with three PhDs then you become "Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Doctor Whatshisdick" after you take his name and titles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 23:52:05 No.10962689 Report

Quoted By: >>10962700

>>10962686
Holders of Philosophical Doctorates should be called "Professor" if having a tenured position at a university or "Doctor Phil" if they're bald and have a gay tv show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 23:55:29 No.10962700 Report

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>>10962689
Thanks for your opinion. I'm truly glad I asked for it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 00:29:59 No.10962767 Report

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>>10959488
Although you all have "wasted" several years of my life by refusing to acknowledge my many great accomplishments, I am going to waste your enitre lives when I kill your children, and the entire lives of all of the generations of your ancestors when I do genocide on you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 04:00:09 No.10963189 Report

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>>10962535
$0=0k \forall k \in \mathbb{Z}$ . Therefore every integer divides 0.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 05:31:31 No.10963303 Report

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>>10959488
What was your PhD?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 06:32:55 No.10963406 Report

Quoted By: >>10963969

>>10960956
It is a legitimate science in the fact that they don't even know how to directly measure what they don't really know what they're measuring. But they try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:02:32 No.10963441 Report

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>>10959488
Don’t feel bad I wasted the prime years of my life being a bar tender
>your kids call me “dad” and your wife calls me chief

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 07:27:26 No.10963460 Report

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>>10961119
>psychologists
>nobel prizes in medicine/physiology
nice one anon, you gave me a good laugh

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 08:24:35 No.10963516 Report

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>>10961543
t. not smart

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 13:54:59 No.10963940 Report

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>>10959488
>have autism
>used to read fact books obsessively
>get interested in a topic
>learn about it (but mostly surface level)
>talk to friends about the topics
>they assume I'm smart
>all complement me
>actually just reciting things I've read

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 14:09:53 No.10963969 Report

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>>10963406
that is fucking retarded, by that logic everything in fact can be a science

kys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:17:24 No.10964185 Report

Quoted By: >>10964281

>one most the more challenging and stimulating "jobs" ever conceived
>sacrificing the prime years

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:38:26 No.10964249 Report

Quoted By: >>10964318

>>10962686
>be me
>change my name in Please
>get two PhD's
>everyone calls me "Doctor doctor Please"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:50:15 No.10964274 Report

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>>10961644
gotta love 4channel advice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:53:54 No.10964281 Report

Quoted By: >>10964294 >>10964300

>>10964185
sacrificing by having to actually study and not banging and partying like normal people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:57:19 No.10964294 Report

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>>10964281
If you work more than 40h/w on your PhD then you should not be there to be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 16:59:33 No.10964300 Report

Quoted By: >>10964305 >>10968691

>>10964281
what the fuck, grad students party harder than undergrads, just less frequently due to work. But at least once a month all the grad students go out and get absolutely blasted, and basically choose new banging partners for the next month.
At least in chem/bio/physics, dont know any math graduate students

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 17:01:44 No.10964305 Report

Quoted By: >>10964327

>>10964300
>At least in chem/bio/physics, dont know any math graduate students

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 17:04:27 No.10964318 Report

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>>10964249
You should change it again in Givemethenews

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 17:06:26 No.10964327 Report

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>>10964305
I figure they just socialize with a different group, but all the other STEM grad students usually party together, usually with spillover from humanities (but god damn they are annoying)

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 01:54:43 No.10965870 Report

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>>10959597
kek and based
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 01:58:28 No.10965879 Report

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>>10961812
>>10959772
>>10962375
No no no he only studied in 2003, 2011 and 2017. Not much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 07:15:17 No.10966549 Report

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>faggots making MD out to be anything special
Sorry, but merely making lots of $$$ because your virtually medieval guild has erected substantial barriers to entry to inflate the value of otherwise mediocre, grind-tier, technicians with no intellectual curiosity is not a sufficient basis to think yourself anything special.

It's amusing to ponder the butthurt on the day when transhumanism migrates the human self to a sufficiently robust substrate as to make these primadonnas obsolete. Maybe they will get a law degree so the honor of having "esquire" after their name might offset the sunset of MD being anything.

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Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 07:22:30 No.10966558 Report

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>>10959772
Hehe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 08:03:38 No.10966592 Report

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>>10963189
well aren't you clever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 12:42:14 No.10966916 Report

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>get a PhD in nursing
>be introduced as Dr John Smith, RN

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 13:51:29 No.10967019 Report

Quoted By: >>10967270

>>10962659
we do ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 16:21:05 No.10967270 Report

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>>10967019
It happens in Silesia, Poland.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 20:34:07 No.10967895 Report

Quoted By: >>10968177

>>10962659
Can we change PhD to something else?

Master of Physics/Chemistry/Biology
MoS
MoC
MoB

Professor of Math
PoM
;D

>:/
Ph.D
Philosophy Doctor
THIS SHOULD BE RESERVED FOR A PHILOSOPHER.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 22:59:07 No.10968177 Report

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>>10967895
Master of Forensic Science: mofo

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 23:01:38 No.10968183 Report

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>>10959488
Fuck all this thread! I call you doctor mi Anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2019 03:22:44 No.10968691 Report

Quoted By: >>10969496

He >>10964300 is just trolling, right? Can any PhD students confirm?
I'm at my fifth year now (EE), and I've never been to a party, even though I always wanted. I'm an international student in the US, and I thought all the fun is reserved for undergrads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 13 Sep 2019 15:09:26 No.10969496 Report

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>>10968691
I was mostly isolated myself. I never heard of any parties but did over hear some of them talking about coming together for board games and such.

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