>absolute velocity doesn't exist
>moving clocks tick slower
choose one and only one relativitycucks
>put a clock on every object in the universe
>check which clock is ticking the slowest
congratulations, you now know which object is the OBJECTIVELY AND ABSOLUT fastest in the universe, inversely you also know the slowest object. you may have to adjust for gravitational time dilation but that's easy
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT, EVERYTHING IS RELATIVE
kek keep seething
>moving clocks tick slower
choose one and only one relativitycucks
>put a clock on every object in the universe
>check which clock is ticking the slowest
congratulations, you now know which object is the OBJECTIVELY AND ABSOLUT fastest in the universe, inversely you also know the slowest object. you may have to adjust for gravitational time dilation but that's easy
>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT, EVERYTHING IS RELATIVE
kek keep seething
