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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 15:57:18 2019 No.10928040 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>10928049 >>10928213 >>10928369 >>10929638 >>10929700 >>10930068 >>10931016 >>10931250 >>10931864

how far off is a modern bonobo from what an australopithecus would have looked like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 16:01:14 No.10928049 Report

Quoted By: >>10928238 >>10929950

>>10928040
Unironically more attractive than actual abbos

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 16:02:54 No.10928052 Report

Quoted By: >>10928062

Is the closest living species next to humans? If not what is?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 16:07:39 No.10928062 Report

Quoted By: >>10935796

>>10928052
more or less. Chimps and Bonobos are basically the same thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 17:34:37 No.10928213 Report

Quoted By: >>10928323 >>10928327 >>10934884

>>10928040
Too often you think a girl has got nice tits, only for her to take off her bra and it looks like that

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 17:44:06 No.10928238 Report

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>>10928049
I don't like them either, but that's a yikes from me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 18:01:55 No.10928301 Report

Quoted By: >>10928326 >>10928484 >>10928881 >>10929033

Would you /sci/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 18:13:05 No.10928323 Report

Quoted By: >>10928338

>>10928213
Go for small tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 18:14:50 No.10928326 Report

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>>10928301
Hell no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 18:15:59 No.10928327 Report

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>>10928213
I can't say that happens often to me, no. And I hazard the guess it doesn't happen often to the vast majority of 4ch readers.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 18:20:43 No.10928338 Report

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>>10928323
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 18:31:32 No.10928369 Report

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>>10928040
Probably pretty close, other than how the hips articulate, making the stance too bow-legged. And the legs are a bit short.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 18:32:35 No.10928371 Report

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>>10928338

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 19:15:24 No.10928484 Report

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>>10928301
Yeah. Idk why people act like they wouldn't. Look at those arms.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 21:26:58 No.10928881 Report

Quoted By: >>10929766 >>10929767 >>10931022

>>10928301
I've read about one too many chimp attacks to ever put my dick near one.
Lady orangutan have been known to make sweet sweet love to people lost in the jungle though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Aug 2019 23:21:17 No.10929033 Report

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>>10928301
Nah, I don't like black chicks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 14:27:02 No.10929638 Report

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>>10928040
1.5 million years, bare minimum. Because that's how long it took sahelanthrpus to become australo.

Bonobos evolving isn't interesting to me because it's just watching humans evolve again. I'd rather watch gorillas evolve into humanoids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 15:08:48 No.10929700 Report

Quoted By: >>10929720

>>10928040
those fuckin eyes man

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 15:22:02 No.10929720 Report

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>>10929700
What'd you say, ol' chap?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 15:54:19 No.10929766 Report

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>>10928881
But it would be hard to stop her if she was demanding it. You'd do better to comply.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 15:55:26 No.10929767 Report

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>>10928881
I'm pretty sure that's forced prostitution, and they shaved it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 17:59:52 No.10929950 Report

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>>10928049
Don't talk bad about your mum, son.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 18:41:01 No.10930068 Report

Quoted By: >>10930094 >>10935827 >>10936853

>>10928040
I don't know, let's ask the BBC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 18:52:26 No.10930094 Report

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>>10930068
>dis
KEEEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 19:56:05 No.10930266 Report

Quoted By: >>10931229

Interesting that this animal in op pic seems to be black and white in different locations.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 21:53:00 No.10930613 Report

Quoted By: >>10930630 >>10930849 >>10931027

if humanity goes tits up they'll just take over our niche and evolve into crypto humans.
They're stone age "people" so to speak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 21:57:26 No.10930630 Report

Quoted By: >>10930849

>>10930613
>They're stone age "people" so to speak.

this is how i've always thought of the non-human great apes. that is, as early "cavemen". a vision into our past as a species.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Aug 2019 23:25:33 No.10930849 Report

Quoted By: >>10930999

>>10930613
>>10930630
But maybe having a thumb on your foot makes further evolution unnecessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 00:23:17 No.10930999 Report

Quoted By: >>10931026 >>10931237

>>10930849
we used to have them too, no use when you aren't swinging branches.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 00:28:24 No.10931016 Report

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>>10928040
Australopithecus is, basically, just a chimp/bonobo with slightly changed proportions and hips because they were fully bipedal. Chimps/bonobos can do it but it’s uncomfortable

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 00:29:40 No.10931022 Report

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>>10928881
Bonobos aren’t like chimps behaviorally. They’re passive and hyper-sexual, so if you whipped your dick out they’d be interested

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 00:30:54 No.10931026 Report

Quoted By: >>10935775

>>10930999
I would find use for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 00:31:01 No.10931027 Report

Quoted By: >>10931062

>>10930613
They have all the requirements but I don’t know if the selection pressures could ever take place for them that created hominids. Maybe if escaped chimpanzees lived in abandoned human cities

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 00:47:34 No.10931062 Report

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>>10931027
they just need to reach plains where upright locomotion is necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 02:00:21 No.10931229 Report

Quoted By: >>10934384 >>10934426

>>10930266
Even more interesting is no human has skin that black either. Only brown.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 02:04:48 No.10931237 Report

Quoted By: >>10931291

>>10930999
>we used to have them too
This is strangely difficult to confirm.
Who is this "we?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 02:09:55 No.10931250 Report

Quoted By: >>10931478 >>10931521

>>10928040
Only the realest niggas will immediately defer to the human chromosome 2, telomere to telomere translocation event as the true moment when humans diverged from a common ancestor with great apes. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/21232357_Origin_of_Human_Chromosome_2_An_Ancestral_Telomere-Telomere_Fusion

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 02:12:23 No.10931256 Report

Quoted By: >>10931294

tl;dr
Great apes have 24 pairs of chromosomes, and we have the same chromosomes except two are stuck together, leaving us with only 23 pairs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 02:27:11 No.10931291 Report

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>>10931237
>Who is this "we?"

Presumably, he is referring to animals that are our ancestors but not the ancestors of chimpanzees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 02:28:12 No.10931294 Report

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>>10931256
Humans are great apes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 03:18:54 No.10931478 Report

Quoted By: >>10931517

>>10931250
So. Are we like Down syndrome monkeys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 03:30:59 No.10931517 Report

Quoted By: >>10932143

>>10931478
Down syndrome is a chromosome duplication, and not due to chromosomes combining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 03:32:46 No.10931521 Report

Quoted By: >>10931614

>>10931250
>The primary difference is that humans have one fewer pair of chromosomes than do other great apes. Humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes and other great apes have 24 pairs of chromosomes. In the human evolutionary lineage, two ancestral ape chromosomes fused at their telomeres, producing human chromosome 2.
Didn't know about this. That's fascinating. Do you study this area?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 04:38:55 No.10931614 Report

Quoted By: >>10931618

>>10931521
No I just had an extremely based and blackpilled evolutionary biology professor who handed us this article to fuck with all the chimped out creationist retards in the class.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 04:42:05 No.10931618 Report

Quoted By: >>10931626

>>10931614
Where the fuck did you go to school? You have a significant amount of creationists?
They had to go to an evolutionary biology class?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 04:46:05 No.10931626 Report

Quoted By: >>10931678

>>10931618
All three of my lab partners in O. chem were creationists who believed the story of Noah's Arc and every other narrative in the bible as being completely true and literal. U of A&M in Commerce
(East Texas/ Bible belt)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 05:21:20 No.10931678 Report

Quoted By: >>10931823

>>10931626
>All three of my lab partners in O. chem were creationists who believed the story of Noah's Arc and every other narrative in the bible as being completely true and literal.

Holy shit

>(East Texas/ Bible belt)

Oh that explains it.
How does one go through evolutionary biology and organic chemistry classes and maintain those beliefs? Not only do we have things like Human Chromosome 2 but we also have retroviruses, transposons, macroscopic vestigial structures like nictitating membranes, and the remains of the gene that allow other mammals to synthesize Vitamin C rendered inactive by an ancestral mutation.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 07:14:24 No.10931823 Report

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>>10931678
Lmao I know, it's amazing how people are just totally unaffected by any fact that clearly contradicts their beliefs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 07:16:11 No.10931826 Report

Quoted By: >>10931836

Still lurking but too smart for me her. Educate me!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 07:23:58 No.10931836 Report

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>>10931826
I wish it was that simple bud. If you can read scientific literature with proficiency, you have a small chance of achieving pleb tier understanding. It takes decades of commitment and lots of free time to get educated.

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Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 07:42:36 No.10931864 Report

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>>10928040
Australopithecus anamensis
https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/08/early-hominin-skull-fills-in-a-major-gap-in-the-fossil-record/

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Aug 2019 10:21:23 No.10932143 Report

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>>10931517
so they are Down syndrome humans?

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Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 03:40:37 No.10934384 Report

Quoted By: >>10934426

>>10931229
How about these girls?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 04:04:54 No.10934426 Report

Quoted By: >>10934945 >>10935692

>>10934384
>>10931229
Yeah, I was gonna say to Anon. I've seen some pretty damn black people. One guy was so black, I confronted him and congratulated him on his blackness. He shook my hand and now, I am down with the homies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 10:02:59 No.10934884 Report

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>>10928213
I like floppy tits as long as her face is good
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b540bfd49902

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 10:48:44 No.10934945 Report

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>>10934426
Did you give him your wife?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:15:03 No.10935692 Report

Quoted By: >>10936060 >>10936065

>>10934426
Kek on a side note is there a reason for why the skin on the girls is so black compared to surrounding populations?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:52:47 No.10935775 Report

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>>10931026
Imagine the footjob from a girl with toe thumbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 19:58:23 No.10935796 Report

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>>10928062
Chimps became Jews (evil). Bonobos became Blacks (promiscuous).

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 20:04:51 No.10935827 Report

Quoted By: >>10935845 >>10936878

>>10930068
Stuff like this literally blows my mind. The BBC has a "pidgin" translation. This is insane on so many levels. I can't help but smirk, slack jawed, and wide eyed. My brain can not comprehend this level of retardation acceptance. Anyone who doubts Clown World needs only read the news on the BBC, in pidgin, to become a believer. White people are completely out of their minds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 20:09:49 No.10935845 Report

Quoted By: >>10937261

>>10935827
Holy shit. I can't believe this exists either. Was the BBC hacked??????

"Researchers don discover one nearly complete 3.8-million-year-old skull of early human ancestor wey dey like ape for Ethiopia.

Wetin dem don torchlight so far dey make dem tink again about wetin dem sabi about how di first humans take evolve from ancestors wey resemble ape.

Wetin dem believe so far na say one ape wey dem call Lucy dey among species wey give rise to di first early humans, but dem fit tink am again based on dis new find.

Dem report dis discovery for di journal Nature."

WTF IS THIS?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 22:11:02 No.10936060 Report

Quoted By: >>10936065

>>10935692
I'm listening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Sep 2019 22:13:31 No.10936065 Report

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>>10935692
>>10936060
Read that backwards. These are Adamantians? They have been isolated during early human migrations. I only have a retarded understanding of the situation. They are not African.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 06:46:12 No.10936853 Report

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>>10930068
wtf?!
BBC Pidgin is REAL!!!

google BBC Ebonics, brings you to BBC Pidgin
yikes!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 07:16:15 No.10936878 Report

Quoted By: >>10937173

>>10935827
What’s “insane” about the BBC providing a translation in a real language?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 11:31:17 No.10937173 Report

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>>10936878
>ebonics
>real language

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Sep 2019 12:07:38 No.10937261 Report

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>>10935845
>Holy shit. I can't believe this exists either. Was the BBC hacked??????
I wondered the same. just up now:

>Wike and Ganduje
>'I no be dollars you fit put for pocket'
>Govnors of Rivers and Kano states don put leg inside one trouser ontop accuse say Port Harcourt scata Mosque.

Unbelievable!

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