Advice for (((CUMBRAINS)))
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Greetings, (((CUMBRAINS))) of /sci/,
It's me, Gary the Gigachad, with a new revolutionary discovery that may help you, (((CUMBRAINS))), cope with this annoying and sinful distraction masturbation represents.
According to this new study of mine, whenever you get the carnal urge to MASTURBATE, whenever you have that BURNING sensation, that uncontrollable hormonal discharge that you can feel through your rock hard PENILE ORGAN that starts to take over your poor, puny body, GO TAKE A SHOWER. DO IT IMMEDIATELY.
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, MASTURBATE IN THE SHOWER. You will notice that, after showering for 10-15 minutes, your desire to touch yourself in an unfathomably sinful manner will either suddenly dissappear, or decrease considerably in such a way your will to FAP could be replaced with better and more creative activities, such as MATHEMATICS. It doesn't matter if you already had taken a shower throughout the day. It is NECESSARY.
Obviously, I personally don't need this advice, as I am in the possession of vagina to penetrate and always will. But I came up with this STUPENDOUSLY USEFUL solution so that you, (let's hope, former) (((CUMBRAINS))) can concentrate on MATHEMATICS instead of MASTURBATING.
King Gary Out.
t. gigachad
It's me, Gary the Gigachad, with a new revolutionary discovery that may help you, (((CUMBRAINS))), cope with this annoying and sinful distraction masturbation represents.
According to this new study of mine, whenever you get the carnal urge to MASTURBATE, whenever you have that BURNING sensation, that uncontrollable hormonal discharge that you can feel through your rock hard PENILE ORGAN that starts to take over your poor, puny body, GO TAKE A SHOWER. DO IT IMMEDIATELY.
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, MASTURBATE IN THE SHOWER. You will notice that, after showering for 10-15 minutes, your desire to touch yourself in an unfathomably sinful manner will either suddenly dissappear, or decrease considerably in such a way your will to FAP could be replaced with better and more creative activities, such as MATHEMATICS. It doesn't matter if you already had taken a shower throughout the day. It is NECESSARY.
Obviously, I personally don't need this advice, as I am in the possession of vagina to penetrate and always will. But I came up with this STUPENDOUSLY USEFUL solution so that you, (let's hope, former) (((CUMBRAINS))) can concentrate on MATHEMATICS instead of MASTURBATING.
King Gary Out.
t. gigachad
