>The LHC works, but it only works by accident because the physicists who designed it put magnets in, and magnets are magic.
>Particles don't real, there is no evidence for particles. Videos of children's cloud chambers really are the condensation of the privation of the reification of a donut hole that doesn't exist.
>Gravity doesn't exist, it's just coherent magnetism. "Coherent magnetism" means something, I promise.
>Shadows don't exist. How can you say a shadow exists? You can't reify a shadow.
>If you want to talk about the "absence" of something, that really means the antimatter version of it. If you move a chair out of your room, that creates an anti-chair that, if exposed to the chair, will cause a massive explosion.
>The Poincare disk model describes our universe. Because we're a hologram. The Poincare disk model is the real earth, and thus earth is flat.
>The aether is real too. Velikovsky was right -- the Biblical plagues were caused by Venus being sent into a near-collision with the Earth by the conscious Sun.
>The Sun's consciousness taps into the universal plasma currents that organize the galaxies, just look up Deepak Chopra.
>Craters on the moon are a result of the Sun deciding it wants to blast an electrical arc at the Moon.
>These are all implications of my Poincare Hologram Electric Universe Theory of Everything. The equations of my model are this: no equations, because math in principle can't apply to the universe.
>Math can't be used to quantify things in the universe, because they are quantifiable. For example, if you think you live on the second floor of your house, WRONG. "Second" is a logical fallacy.
>Einstein was a fraud, part of a (((Jewish))) conspiracy.
>Ken Wheeler is my idol. I wish I could grow up as rich and successful and svelte as him.
>Particles don't real, there is no evidence for particles. Videos of children's cloud chambers really are the condensation of the privation of the reification of a donut hole that doesn't exist.
>Gravity doesn't exist, it's just coherent magnetism. "Coherent magnetism" means something, I promise.
>Shadows don't exist. How can you say a shadow exists? You can't reify a shadow.
>If you want to talk about the "absence" of something, that really means the antimatter version of it. If you move a chair out of your room, that creates an anti-chair that, if exposed to the chair, will cause a massive explosion.
>The Poincare disk model describes our universe. Because we're a hologram. The Poincare disk model is the real earth, and thus earth is flat.
>The aether is real too. Velikovsky was right -- the Biblical plagues were caused by Venus being sent into a near-collision with the Earth by the conscious Sun.
>The Sun's consciousness taps into the universal plasma currents that organize the galaxies, just look up Deepak Chopra.
>Craters on the moon are a result of the Sun deciding it wants to blast an electrical arc at the Moon.
>These are all implications of my Poincare Hologram Electric Universe Theory of Everything. The equations of my model are this: no equations, because math in principle can't apply to the universe.
>Math can't be used to quantify things in the universe, because they are quantifiable. For example, if you think you live on the second floor of your house, WRONG. "Second" is a logical fallacy.
>Einstein was a fraud, part of a (((Jewish))) conspiracy.
>Ken Wheeler is my idol. I wish I could grow up as rich and successful and svelte as him.
