>>10917609Scientifically speaking, you're correct, but it would only work if both of the originals collided. With great sadness, I fear that this may be impossible. My hypothesis is that every can't build muscle post for the last year or so has been perpetrated by copycats. It's difficult to believe that the original can't build muscle anon is still alive, because why wouldn't you immediately commit suicide upon realizing that there's no possible way to get swole? As for the clampmaster, mental retardation unfortunately tends to leave those afflicted more satisfied with a life of shitposting on /sci/ and, thus, reduces the likelihood of necking oneself even if they could figure out how to tie the noose.
