CS major
124 iq
I took discrete math (very hard and highly abstract!!!!!111!), non-proof based calc, intro retard stats and watered down linear algebra without any proofs required, but I like to think of myself as a mathematician, engineer and scientist
My work? I make shitty webapps that steal user personal information and slow down your pc.
I would have failed out of an orgo 2 course or any sophomore level physics course but luckily I only have to take freshman AP highschool class tier courses for gen ed requirements. I am far superior to people that pursue degrees in the sciences and mathematics because I steal money from the local economy by benefiting from inflated wages and contributing to rent hikes in cities suffering through "tech booms". I am very immoral and hate life itself, but I make 90k/year to produce useless web apps and to steal user information for chinese and russian haxorz to then in turn steal and use against my country. CS majors are smart, we're very creative that's why we watch online tutorials to learn to code and steal code from each other on github. Very smart and I sit at a desk 12 hours a day, metabolically indistinguishable from an obese 50 year old man but I am very smart and wealthy.
