>Write my undergraduate thesis. 30 pages long
>I announce all of my goals in the introduction and then achieve them as efficiently as I can
>Meet with my thesis advisor
>Increase Font size
>Add pointless explanations
>Format latex differently to make equations take up more space
>Thesis is now 60 pages long


So this is how you fuckers actually manage to write papers that are hundreds of pages long? Now I know they are actually just 3 pages and the rest is filler. Academia is such a meme.