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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 15:46:03 2019 No.10880059 View Reply Original Report

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What STEM program would Chad enroll in?

(We already know the virgin enrolls in Computer Science)

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 15:49:38 No.10880062 Report

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Electronics engineering

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 15:51:41 No.10880066 Report

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Chemical engineering

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 15:52:06 No.10880067 Report

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>>10880059
Chads don't study STEM. They study business and then give orders to STEM cubicle virgins.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 15:56:56 No.10880074 Report

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Chad takes phys.ed. He does not complete his degree, yet is a VP at 27 in a large tech company, with hundreds of STEM graduates reporting to him.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 16:08:17 No.10880094 Report

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>>10880059
>we already know virgins enroll in computer science
Depending on your perspective of career prospects, people put everything in stem on the sliding scale of virgin. Remember that everybody thinks your competent, but relatively few have little more opinion of you than what they see on big bazongo theory.
Also your post reeks of undergrad who needs validation
t. EE

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 16:32:02 No.10880142 Report

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Mech eng. They're gym-obsessed and ripped as hell. I only ever see them with other guys, so they might not be Chads, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 17:13:55 No.10880220 Report

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>>10880059
Mechanical, materials, aerospace or marine engineering

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 20:03:13 No.10880598 Report

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>>10880059
they study biology to go into med school

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 20:06:52 No.10880612 Report

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>>10880059
Pharmacy.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 20:10:36 No.10880621 Report

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>>10880059
industrial engineering
> b r u h

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 20:21:08 No.10880644 Report

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>>10880621
The fact that this is your thought process and choice of major tells me you are a highly melaninated individual. Sorry smoothbrain.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Aug 2019 20:35:14 No.10880675 Report

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The "ask /sci/ what to study" Birgin vs. "study whatever he loves" Chad

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 02:45:22 No.10881503 Report

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>>10880067
>>10880074
this

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 02:46:28 No.10881506 Report

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>>10880059
Probably pure math or some other dead-end degree

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 02:50:08 No.10881515 Report

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Art or music.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 03:18:21 No.10881562 Report

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>>10880059
He probably wouldnt do stem on the first place when finance, pre law, and business are options.

Some sporty chads that get career ending injuries go into nutrition, kineseology, and other pre med majors for a career in sports medicine but its almost always their second choice.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 03:23:25 No.10881569 Report

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>>10881562
Applied Math or Industrial Engineering >>> Finance.
You cant get into Mit or Princeton M.Fin as a finance major. and you cant go the quant route with a finance major. Investment banks will also gladly hire major's from quantiative disciplines

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 04:20:19 No.10881604 Report

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>>10881515
music

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 05:45:26 No.10881720 Report

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Mechanical engineering

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 05:48:52 No.10881722 Report

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>>10880059
finance or mba lol

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 08:18:01 No.10881898 Report

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>>10880059
Chad studies economics and business administration

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 09:02:58 No.10881943 Report

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Computer Science and Engineering.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 09:05:03 No.10881947 Report

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Construction probably

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 09:06:47 No.10881948 Report

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>>10881943
infinite cope

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 09:11:56 No.10881956 Report

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>>10881948
t. Computer Science without Engineering major

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 09:21:55 No.10881971 Report

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Business

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 20:52:38 No.10883036 Report

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>>10881943
I am a first year Computer Information Systems student, going to get B.S. in M.I.S. when all said and done.
Honestly, never knew how dumb Computer Science majors were when it came to beauty of engineering.
It really is incredible and even more incredible when you see how it relates to IT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 23:19:47 No.10883283 Report

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>>10880059
>(We already know the virgin enrolls in Computer Science)
wrong.

chads: mechanical, electrical, chemical, miilitary
virgins: civil
boomers: petroleum, nuclear

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 23:41:35 No.10883342 Report

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Engineering Management or Financial Engineering.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Aug 2019 23:49:10 No.10883365 Report

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>>10880059
Art History.

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 00:21:45 No.10883424 Report

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>be chad
>study english literature and drama
>technically did not graduate, failed multiple courses in final year but talked way into special treatment
>got piece of paper with name on it from a distinguished school ultimately because dad was a graduate
>during school years focused on social life, academics bottom priority
>have large network of friends who can be counted on for jobs
>somehow get interview for project manager at large financial institution
>lack qualifications but thats irrelevant, chiseled jaw and confident stare command respect from everyone and that's all you need
>$125k/year starting
>10 years later
>ceo
>$15 million a year+bonus

>be virgin
>study stem and get high marks
>get job by meeting all qualifications and impressing interviewer with technical acumen
>$60k/year starting (no bonus)
>10 years later
>still virgin
>$85k/year as senior engineer (with possible 10% bonus for good performance)

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 00:34:33 No.10883454 Report

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>>10883424
C-Chad, could I get a 2% raise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 00:40:37 No.10883466 Report

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>>10883454
Sorry its been a tough year for us. Costs are up and our competition is getting tougher, forcing us to make hard choices. We definitely value your services and want to keep you on the team. Let's agree to talk about this again in 6 months.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 00:45:10 No.10883476 Report

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>>10883466
>after the meeting with virgin books a vegas vacation on company credit card with first class airfare to attend a "conference"

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 01:19:03 No.10883516 Report

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>>10880059
I enrolled my dongle in your mom

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 01:20:07 No.10883518 Report

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>>10880059
Gerontology/life extension

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 02:48:55 No.10883677 Report

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 04:59:59 No.10883903 Report

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>>10883036
>Computer Information Systems student
do you enjoy it?

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 05:06:10 No.10883913 Report

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they also go into Computer Science. CS is pic related

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 05:09:57 No.10883923 Report

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>>10880059
Petroleum engineering

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 05:10:47 No.10883926 Report

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Economics

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 07:02:09 No.10884055 Report

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>>10880059
Chads study either business or law

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Anonymous Tue 13 Aug 2019 22:15:08 No.10885624 Report

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>>10883036
>Computer Information Systems student
same what do you want to do with it. I wish I did CS instead but my university didn't have it and I'm dumb

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2019 00:59:24 No.10885990 Report

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>>10880059
Computer Science, but focusing on algorithms

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2019 01:00:48 No.10885996 Report

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>>10883424
>be chad
>study english literature and drama
>$125k/year starting
Only works if you are (((chad)))

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Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2019 01:05:34 No.10886011 Report

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>>10880059
No idea, but Brads go into geology

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Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2019 02:13:13 No.10886233 Report

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>>10880059
>t. virgin projecting their virginity
Everyone knows Chad would pick the highest paying most employable major.
Why would Chad settle for less?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2019 02:31:30 No.10886276 Report

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>>10883424
This is the most virgin post I've ever read.

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