Hi all. What I'm about to say will make history!!! For years now chemist have sobbed over photographs of sOdIuM, and jumped out Windows, driven mad with there lust for sOdIuM!

No more I say!!! In the grocers, i found some pLaNt seeds, and on the back of the seed packet, it said they contain about 5mg of sOdIuM each!!! Realizing the potential I of course got very excited!!! Every time the seed doubles in size, the amount sOdIuM should also double, UNTILL WHOLE KILOGRAMS OF sOdIuM METAL CAN BE HARVESTED FROM THE LEAVES Of THE pLaNt!@!!!!!!!!@!@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!

Can You Believe it, this is a REVOLUTION!!!!

Whoever responds first will be made FAMOUS with ME!!!

Here's the pLaNt at th mo, no sOdIuM yet, but it shouldn't take long