Hello Frens,

Long story short, I have invented a new wonder thing for the agricultural industry. It will make crops produce upwards of 100% more yield of the money part of the plant. It also works for several different types of plants.

I'm some nerd who has enjoyed playing with plants for the last several years. I have no idea what to do with this now.

I've already completed testing with several other farmers who are reporting the same results.

I've also submitted this creation to my State Agricultural Department who said that it's not in their jurisdiction. Jumped through all the hoops to make it legal and approved.

What now, frens?