>>3799220I want to see him with more full cheeks. Feed the Vash. Feed him lots and lots until he's too full to run. Listen to him whine about it like it wasn't his own greedy mouth that led him there. Watch him scramble to roll himself off a makeshift bed as gun shots ring out, only to be caught groaning and heavy. They try taking him for the bounty money, but he really can't walk right now, someone's gotta carry him, just a sec to have a sit down, nothing too sudden please, ooh don't grab there, isn't this rope too tight, yes I'll accept these donuts, etc etc.
